Hillbilly ****

[TSEJEEPERS]

My Step Daughters Wedding.
The Rehearsal Dinner was in the backyard of a Tavern. (Kegger) The Minister showed up and got piss ass drunk. The Groomsmen , took him to a after hour/ Strip Club after the Dinner.
The Minister showed up to the Wedding late, bad hangover. All of the Groomsmen sat in the front yard of the Church drinking Beer and throwing their Beer cans on the lawn as the guests arrived.
We rented a van to get the wedding party to the reception and to take the guests home who had too much to drink.
On the way to the reception the wedding party wanted to go bar hopping. I was driving and told them no. I have been to to many receptions and had to wait hours for the wedding party to show up and I was not going to do that to the other guests. I did stop at a liquor store so they could get more beer.
We get to the Reception, that was being held in the back room of a bowling alley.
It was pretty much just another Kegger party. At one point one of the Groomsman's/ brother of the Groom was dancing on a table. The owners of this great establishment came to me and said you need to get him to stop that.
Ok, I went over and told him to get down. He yells out. My Dad paid for all of this I can do what ever I want. To that I say. He owes me some money then Get the fawk off the table.
He then goes out in the parking lot and gets in a fight. Spends the night in the Pokey.
After the party is over. I drive the empty van to the hotel.
They all drove home.
The thing that really amazes me is my Step Daughter has been married to this guy for 20 years. 5 kids!

 

[DWT]

There were 7 rock crawlers in my wedding that took place in goldendale on the old we rock course. We all wore overalls, the wedding party showered us in PBR when we faced the guests.

The wedding party drove down the aisle to right said Fred, I'm too sexy. I drove down to aqua, Barbie girl. The wife came down to Gretchen Wilsons redneck woman.

The reception was a water trough full of 12 cases of random beer and ALL the booze around a bon fire. I don't remember a lot of it but apparently it was epic.

 

[Captain Call]

There were 7 rock crawlers in my wedding that took place in goldendale on the old we rock course. We all wore overalls, the wedding party showered us in PBR when we faced the guests.

The wedding party drove down the aisle to right said Fred, I'm too sexy. I drove down to aqua, Barbie girl. The wife came down to Gretchen Wilsons redneck woman.

The reception was a water trough full of 12 cases of random beer and ALL the booze around a bon fire. I don't remember a lot of it but apparently it was epic.

How'd that work out for ya? Pretty good?

 

[vetteboy79]

I guess every state has its own version of hillbilly, NJ is no exception. For people who know NJ this isn't far from where the Six Flags park is.

There's this thing we used to go to, about ten years ago, called DangerFest. This guy's family had a twig farm and after the harvest they'd invite a bunch of mud trucks to just come and rip around.

The guy who owned the property poured a concrete slab one year to have truck tug-o-wars on. My buddy who owned a junkyard recently acquired a 1960's airport tug (Mopar flathead with a pushbutton 727 trans), so we thought that'd be fun to cruise around on and maybe do some tugging.

A lot of **** went down that day.

edit: he'd go through mud bogs with the bus full of kids

Ultimately the airport tug ended up being a fail, because it was so low to the ground that anything we hooked it to just lifted the ass end off the ground, but we certainly tried.

That twig farm grew into a pretty big business and between that and environmental/neighbor complaints DangerFest kind of faded away, still a good time though. There are a lot of mud truck guys in the south part of NJ and still some mud bog competitions every year at a few different venues.

 

[DWT]

How'd that work out for ya? Pretty good?

Yea the first 5 years were pretty good. Not so much for the last 10. 🤣

 

[Tin Roof]

Almost forgot. Jumping a 91 F150 over terraces in a field. Hitting them hard enough to slam our heads into the roof.

We did this with an Olds Alero once. I was sore as **** the next day.

 

[Tin Roof]

A few guys in high school had chevettes and we treated them like off road vehicles. One night at a party I saw a chevette with 5 people in it climb farther up a timber hill than an ‘84 Chevy truck.

Another night we were ramping one off the city snow pile. On one jump it landed on its side so 6 of us flipped it back on its wheels and away we went.

 

[KungFooMASTA]

A few guys in high school had chevettes and we treated them like off road vehicles. One night at a party I saw a chevette with 5 people in it climb farther up a timber hill than an ‘84 Chevy truck.

Another night we were ramping one off the city snow pile. On one jump it landed on its side so 6 of us flipped it back on its wheels and away we went.

**** yeah bud! I don’t remember you in Murdock. Are you Merles cousin or frogmans relation?

 

[Wades_76_cj7]

I guess every state has its own version of hillbilly, NJ is no exception. For people who know NJ this isn't far from where the Six Flags park is.

There's this thing we used to go to, about ten years ago, called DangerFest. This guy's family had a twig farm and after the harvest they'd invite a bunch of mud trucks to just come and rip around.

The guy who owned the property poured a concrete slab one year to have truck tug-o-wars on. My buddy who owned a junkyard recently acquired a 1960's airport tug (Mopar flathead with a pushbutton 727 trans), so we thought that'd be fun to cruise around on and maybe do some tugging.

A lot of **** went down that day.

edit: he'd go through mud bogs with the bus full of kids

That monster truck short bus is badass.

WTF is a twig farm?

 

[PoBoy84]

Riding dirty w no tags etc in the buggy in the middle of downtown to get beer. This was unfortunately like a month ago lol. 1st car we passed was a cop, but I think we got a pass because it was car show weekend downtown.

 

[Blacksheep10]

KungFoo, must be a KS thing. Miles KOH announcer and Wyatt Talent Tank guy are my hometown crew, lots of stupidity from 01-07 (and still to this day when the kids are in bed). Miles is in the red truck and on the fiddy



Used to put on the local mud run. Some boring stuff and some great stuff from 01-02 in here

 

[Squamch]

 

[KungFooMASTA]

KungFoo, must be a KS thing. Miles KOH announcer and Wyatt Talent Tank guy are my hometown crew, lots of stupidity from 01-07 (and still to this day when the kids are in bed). Miles is in the red truck and on the fiddy



Used to put on the local mud run. Some boring stuff and some great stuff from 01-02 in here

Winner of the thread with video to prove it.

That looks like an old Sunday in Murdock.

Watching the video reminded me of the MF’r combine my friend had with a straigtpiped 327. We took it offroading and drove it all the way through a pond the header was under water. None of us had video cameras back then. I didnt even have a cell phone at all back then.

 

[DMG]

I dont know if I have any pics but when we were teens we would take old cars out to a huge abandanoned strip mine and have fun. We made a convertible out of a 77 2 door impala and jumped it, raced with other junk on a dirt road, crashing into eachother at 80 mph.

We taught my sister to drive there. About 15 minutes into the lesson she skipped the impala across a pond at 80 mph.

One of my friends never wore a seat belt in his life after his aunt was allegedly killed by one 20 years prior. We watched him holding onto the rear center belt of the impala for his life as the car bashed over the whooped out road at 60. He was bouncing up and coming down on the trunk pretty hard but he didnt turn loose.

We did it with a bunch of cars over the years and no one was killed or even severely injured.

We did get pulled over once driving a car with the windsheild removed and chicken wire in its place. The roof was cut off. We were all wearing crash helmets except for wes who was wearing a hockey helmet and refused to take it off for the cops. After about 30 minutes of trying not to laugh, the cops let us go with no tickets.

 

[Pat McRotch]

Vw hood works awesome...so I hear.

They are but I've only done it in the snow

 

[Trackerbacker]

dragging a boat through a field behind pick ups. Then we hooked an upside down truck hood with seats bolted on behind the boat and dragged the whole combo around.

Later that night burnt that boat in the bonfire and I remember it being so incredibly hot and lit it up like daylight

We're we best friends around 2009?

Cause I swear if we weren't, we must've had mirrored events

 

[gunracer1]

KungFoo, must be a KS thing. Miles KOH announcer and Wyatt Talent Tank guy are my hometown crew, lots of stupidity from 01-07 (and still to this day when the kids are in bed). Miles is in the red truck and on the fiddy



Used to put on the local mud run. Some boring stuff and some great stuff from 01-02 in here

thanks for the laughs, like a trip back in time.

I need to get the videos of use para sailing behind my Suzuki in my neighbors back yard. I ended up in the hospital that night. it may look like a parachute, but it really a wing. if you stop it drops like and anvil.

 

[Wades_76_cj7]

thanks for the laughs, like a trip back in time.

I need to get the videos of use para sailing behind my Suzuki in my neighbors back yard. I ended up in the hospital that night. it may look like a parachute, but it really a wing. if you stop it drops like and anvil.

ouch..

 

[Blacksheep10]

Winner of the thread with video to prove it.

That looks like an old Sunday in Murdock.

Watching the video reminded me of the MF’r combine my friend had with a straigtpiped 327. We took it offroading and drove it all the way through a pond the header was under water. None of us had video cameras back then. I didnt even have a cell phone at all back then.

We didn’t get video cameras until I was 21, we had our first mud run on my 21st birthday and made enough money to buy all kinds of **** that year. We were three years into doing stupid shenanigans now we were just able to document it ha ha. Of course there are thousands of hours of stupidity not on video outside of the four years that I lived with a camera on my hip at every party. Tens of sets of ***s on that stack of tapes in the corner
Edit: as soon as I sold my buggy in 2013 we shipped at all of our focus to golf carts, it was almost every weekend in the creek down behind my shop like this.

 

[Lee]

Had a ~12x3' length of conveyor belt with a piece of angle iron bolted across one end. Tied a rope to the angle iron, and attached it to whatever vehicle was handy. We'd sled 5-10 teenagers behind four wheelers, Jeeps, one of our buddies had an AWD GM van. Worked best at night after there was dew on the grass, but fresh cow patties were pretty slick too.

Split a 55 gallon drum lengthwise, attached the two haves side by side to make a 2 seater sled.

Buddy had a shallow pond, I'd get enough speed in my Jeep, to skip the sled across the pond behind me. I'd get everyone excited about skipping across the pond a few times, then I'd stop with the sled in the middle of the pond so they'd all sink and get soaked.

Had a 4 door Pontiac Grand Prix that went just about everywhere my buddies in Yamaha Warriors and Kawasaki Lakotas went.

Was a pretty normal weekend to load half a dozen teenagers in the bed of my dad's '89 F-250, each armed with a shotgun or .22 and head out at night with a spotlight and thin the armadillo herd. Stepbrother and I got 17 one night, that's been the standing record for close to 20 years.

 

[MuntCuffin]

Anyone in the Midwest familiar with.....


REDBUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDD

 

[KungFooMASTA]

We didn’t get video cameras until I was 21, we had our first mud run on my 21st birthday and made enough money to buy all kinds of **** that year. We were three years into doing stupid shenanigans now we were just able to document it ha ha. Of course there are thousands of hours of stupidity not on video outside of the four years that I lived with a camera on my hip at every party. Tens of sets of ***s on that stack of tapes in the corner
Edit: as soon as I sold my buggy in 2013 we shipped at all of our focus to golf carts, it was almost every weekend in the creek down behind my shop like this.

Not a fan of side by sides but it looks like you folk have fun. If you ever have one of those hoedowns again and you allow a buggy in let me know I would like to do that.

 

[SSSRodeo]

Back in 1966 my buddie Bill Parker (now deceased) and I decided to have a drag race through the school building in our little hick town. He in his VW Beetle, and I on my Honda Motorcycle. So while everyone was in 3rd Period classes We got in the hallway from the Welding Shop Classroom and raced up to the Principals Office. Then turned around in front of the Office, and raced back out the shops double doors. Great fun and a few students stepped out of class to watch on our run back to the Shop Doors.
Took 15 licks from the Vice Principals Oak Paddle for that one. Mr. Mann was famous for his home run swing with that paddle.
Ran into him at the 20th Seniors reunion and he said that was the funniest thing he ever had to paddle anyone for in his entire career.
After our stunt they had us weld in the center dividers in all the bouble doors so that they couldn't be removed for a repeat engagement.

 

[Newb007]

my friend had one of them dodge colts with a twin stick.
there was a highway cleanup,and they had a huge pile of junk along the road,he hits that pile of junk with that colt doing all it would run.when he comes out of the trash pile,there’s a tv wedged into the passenger side of the windshield.

 

[vetteboy79]

WTF is a twig farm?

At the time, they had a good business selling stuff to florist shops, but not flowers. The other stuff that goes into arrangements, like this:

They just grew a bunch of different kinds of bushes and walked around trimming off foot-long pieces. They called it their twig farm

 

[Eric]

Hillbilly ****? Nope.

 

[Blacksheep10]

We all did dumb **** in the 80s 90s and early 2000s, but you have to make sure the next generation is raised with enough gamble in them to go and do things and not be afraid to have a good time. We normally get the car hood out if it snows and yesterday afternoon the boys said they wanted a seat on it. I had some other work to do so I told them to go rip around in a commander I bought for the V-8 to put in my JK. They crunch the front suspension hard enough to cause some minor damage but it was still moving. So then they took the backseat out of it and we fitted it on to the car hood later last night and went out in the bean field with the perfect amount of snow to really get some speed out beside the jeep.
Eric‘s post above me with the store-bought flamethrower reminded me of last year the boy and I building an impromptu one with **** I had laying in the shop in a couple hours which I have since refined down to something that resembles safe

 

[aczlan]

Eric‘s post above me with the store-bought flamethrower reminded me of last year the boy and I building an impromptu one with **** I had laying in the shop in a couple hours which I have since refined down to something that resembles safe

Pictures of the refined version? Obviously for "research purposes" only

Aarin Z

 

[SLOWPOKE693]

This count?

 

[Eric]

Eric‘s post above me with the store-bought flamethrower reminded me of last year the boy and I building an impromptu one with **** I had laying in the shop in a couple hours which I have since refined down to something that resembles safe

Nice! Love me a flamethrower!!!!