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It's official: I am old.
In case you didn't know, old Ben Franklin used to suffer from the gout something fierce, and wrote an essay about it:
Dialogue Between Franklin and the Gout
https://www.bartleby.com/109/3.html
Gout was the 'Fashionable Disease' back in Georgian times:
So I woke up with a throbbing pain in my right foot, that soon morphed into a searing read hot dollop of molten iron collected in the knuckle of my big toe. It was so bad, it took me a good 3 minutes to get the sheet off of my foot.
I had no idea what was going on so I figured at long last the rheumatoid arthritis which devastated my mother had finally set in. It finally backed off a bit so I went back to sleep, then staggered out of bed in the morning and hobbled my way to the bathroom duties and such.
Then it occurred to me I had gout. The joint was all red and swollen with a big protrusion on the inside of the foot right at the base of the big toes. The day before I had eaten almost an entire pound of honey-roasted peanuts ($1.99) which are loaded with HFCS. Plus earlier that day I got a hankering for some mustard sardines, so I had a couple cans of those.
Finally I had a bunch of ice tea in the fridge that was pretty old so I decided to drink it up, instead of my usual gallon or so of water I drink per day.
Yeah, that's all risk factors for gout
But back in Franklin's time, you really weren't anybody if you didn't get the Gout once in a while.
Now the good news:
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/g...ia-hltz5klpfbr
Gout sufferers ‘less likely to get dementia’
The risk of developing Alzheimer’s disease drops by 24 per cent if you have a history of gout, according to a study.
In case you didn't know, old Ben Franklin used to suffer from the gout something fierce, and wrote an essay about it:
Dialogue Between Franklin and the Gout
https://www.bartleby.com/109/3.html
Gout was the 'Fashionable Disease' back in Georgian times:
So I woke up with a throbbing pain in my right foot, that soon morphed into a searing read hot dollop of molten iron collected in the knuckle of my big toe. It was so bad, it took me a good 3 minutes to get the sheet off of my foot.
I had no idea what was going on so I figured at long last the rheumatoid arthritis which devastated my mother had finally set in. It finally backed off a bit so I went back to sleep, then staggered out of bed in the morning and hobbled my way to the bathroom duties and such.
Then it occurred to me I had gout. The joint was all red and swollen with a big protrusion on the inside of the foot right at the base of the big toes. The day before I had eaten almost an entire pound of honey-roasted peanuts ($1.99) which are loaded with HFCS. Plus earlier that day I got a hankering for some mustard sardines, so I had a couple cans of those.
Finally I had a bunch of ice tea in the fridge that was pretty old so I decided to drink it up, instead of my usual gallon or so of water I drink per day.
Yeah, that's all risk factors for gout
But back in Franklin's time, you really weren't anybody if you didn't get the Gout once in a while.
“The common cold is well named – but the gout seems instantly to raise the patient’s social status”,
and to another in Punch in 1964,“In keeping with the spirit of more democratic times, gout is becoming less upper-class and is now open to all … It is ridiculous that a man should be barred from enjoying gout because he went to the wrong school.”
Now the good news:
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/g...ia-hltz5klpfbr
Gout sufferers ‘less likely to get dementia’
The risk of developing Alzheimer’s disease drops by 24 per cent if you have a history of gout, according to a study.