Inheritance could go to Starlink and a WFH Recruiter.Marfan syndrome. He had surgery about 25 years ago. Docs told him not to lift more than 25 lbs for the remainder of his life.
He's in the middle of nowhere, no call centers. No internet at home. Lives in a cracker box left to him by our grandmother. His car is a pile, truly terrifying on the highway. If a job like you described was available he'd gladly take it.
Or just spend it on weed and a shitty tripod to make shaky videos nobody watches like that other leech.