Boss
Rabble-Rouser
WTF kind of bucket would split into shards? It would have to be old as fuck. OP! use a newer bucket.The bucket could split and shove a shard of plastic right up his rectum?
I know a guy who stood on a bucket to open the door of a car up on the lift. He woke up in a puddle of blood. The bucket split and a shard of it sliced up his calf and he hit his head on the concrete when he fell knocking him out.
Any time he sees someone sitting or standing on a bucket he shows off the gnarly scar and tells the story.