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I give a fuck about sports other than background noise but I'll watch the championship games. and this game tonight has been wild. the Japanese wonder hasn't done shit this whole series to earn his money though.
 
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The natives are restless, hope it ends soon, and they dont tear up too much shit.

Dump asses:homer::homer::homer:
 
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Yet Another Man Mugged While Visiting New York

NEW YORK — The crime wave continued in New York as cameras caught yet another man being mugged, this time right on the right field line in Yankees stadium.
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Yet Another Man Mugged While Visiting New York
Crime·Oct 30, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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NEW YORK — The crime wave continued in New York as cameras caught yet another man being mugged, this time right on the right field line in Yankees stadium.
According to eyewitnesses, a man by the name of "Mookie" had his belongings ripped right out of his hands by two men, who were reportedly both wearing Yankees gear.
Despite the whole ordeal being seen on video, New York officials have reiterated to citizens that crime in New York is, in fact, down. "I want to assure everyone that Yankee Stadium is the safest in America," said Mayor Eric Adams in a press conference. "No one is mugging anyone, certainly not athletes, and certainly not right-fielders."
After his statement, concerned reporters showed Mayor Adams video of the episode. "That one doesn't count," explained Adams. "Mookie is not a New Yorker so he doesn't count. And nothing was stolen either, the ball bounced away. No harm, no foul. That's just how crime works."
At publishing time, Satan had seen the video and reportedly switched his allegiance from the Dodgers back to the Yankees.
 
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Yankees Defeat Yankees In World Series

NEW YORK, NY — The 2024 Major League Baseball season ended in historic fashion, as the New York Yankees successfully defeated the New York Yankees in the World Series.
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Yankees Defeat Yankees In World Series
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NEW YORK, NY — The 2024 Major League Baseball season ended in historic fashion, as the New York Yankees successfully defeated the New York Yankees in the World Series.
Despite their best efforts, the Yankees were unable to overcome the Yankees, opening the door for the Yankees to pull out a victory over the Yankees in Game 5 in the Bronx.
"We were just too much for us tonight," Yankees manager Aaron Boone said following the loss. "We felt like we had a good game plan, we knew we were behind in the series and had an uphill battle, but we were confident we could win. Unfortunately, we weren't able to put up enough of a fight against us. But, hey, hats off to us. We're the toughest opponent we've faced all year. It's really difficult for us to win games against us."
Key strategies employed by the Yankees to defeat the Yankees included having Aaron Judge drop a routine fly ball, messing up a simple throw to third, and Gerrit Cole not covering first base as though he were playing for a AAA Little League team.
Though disappointed to come up short, Yankees players were quick to give credit to the team that defeated them. "You've got to hand it to us," said star New York slugger Aaron Judge. "We were clearly able to stop every attempt we made to win this series. It hurts. But, hey, you've just got to tip your cap to us for beating us out there on the field tonight. We'll just rest up during the offseason, come back next spring, and make another run at it. Hopefully, we don't run up against us in the playoffs next year."
At publishing time, baseball fans across the country were congratulating the Yankees on soundly defeating the Yankees.
 
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