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Do we have a thread for yoga pants?

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better take u
gt1guy said:
All I've seen are a bunch of high maintenance chicks that will drain your bank account and poison you for your life insurance.

Fuck that. Ya'll need one that all it takes to keep happy is a constant supply of sticks of butter.




















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better take up power lifting
 
Levigarrett76 said:
better take up power lifting
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I figured out a loooong time ago that the math doesn't pencil out for me hitting any thing warm and wet with a hog that size. I remember having a sick goal in my 20's to fuck a elephant (as I called them). Good friend said I better work my way up to the big game. I learned chubby I could do, chunky was pushing it and heavy set only worked if I could bend their legs back over their head.....and at that point they're having trouble breathing.

So my twisted goal was shattered with the reality that a 3" dick doesn't stand a chance against 18" of blubber.:flipoff2:
 
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Wheelerfreak said:
WTF is up with her head? It looks two size too large, like a caricature
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Famous insta-ho. Probably does have a giant inflated head. I think I heard she makes some crazy amount of money a month just doing phot shoots, probably has an only fans. I think she makes like $100,000 a month with that big head. Alice_Delish if you like cosplay weirdo shit.
 
JR4X said:
Famous insta-ho. Probably does have a giant inflated head. I think I heard she makes some crazy amount of money a month just doing phot shoots, probably has an only fans. I think she makes like $100,000 a month with that big head. Alice_Delish if you like cosplay weirdo shit.
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Vanna white for hired on wheel of fortune because she had a huge noggin
 
gt1guy said:
I figured out a loooong time ago that the math doesn't pencil out for me hitting any thing warm and wet with a hog that size. I remember having a sick goal in my 20's to fuck a elephant (as I called them). Good friend said I better work my way up to the big game. I learned chubby I could do, chunky was pushing it and heavy set only worked if I could bend their legs back over their head.....and at that point they're having trouble breathing.

So my twisted goal was shattered with the reality that a 3" dick doesn't stand a chance against 18" of blubber.:flipoff2:
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In 16 years, when my boy turns 18, he will receive his last gift & piece of advice from me.

To call you for future life lessons:lmao:
 
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