Can someone explain this shit to me? Santa Cruz lost hiker

[redneckengineered]

I have SO SO SO many questions...

VIDEO: California Hiker Lost for 9 Nights in Mountains Reunites with Family

A man was found alive Thursday after being lost and spending nine nights alone in California's Santa Cruz Mountains.

www.breitbart.com

Goes on a hike to work? shirtless, in the dark with a flashlight and a knife. Get's lost, manages to drink a gallon of water a day without a purifier but doesn't get sick. And that is just for starters. This is either the worst reporting of all time or there is so much more to this story

 

[surpip]

It’s damn near impossible to walk for 8 days up there and not run into another human/dwelling.

 

[redneckengineered]

He left for "work" on 6/11 and the family reported him missing on Father's Day 6/16. This is objectively hilarious.

 

[Sceep]

He left for "work" on 6/11 and the family reported him missing on Father's Day 6/16. This is objectively hilarious.

why? I've been known to head off to work out of town and not talk to family for 2+ weeks.

I didn't read the article though so perhaps I missed something.

 

[SLOWPOKE693]

I read that story this morning and it made no sense at all. Something is fuckey there...

 

[Void_of_Light]

He left for "work" on 6/11 and the family reported him missing on Father's Day 6/16. This is objectively hilarious.

Dude didn't show up to grill when he was supposed to, plus the grass was starting to get a little tall.

 

[redneckengineered]

why? I've been known to head off to work out of town and not talk to family for 2+ weeks.

I didn't read the article though so perhaps I missed something.

You definitely missed something lol

 

[SLOWPOKE693]

why? I've been known to head off to work out of town and not talk to family for 2+ weeks.

I didn't read the article though so perhaps I missed something.

You working in the north pole and forget your phone at home?

 

[Sceep]

You working in the north pole and forget your phone at home?

No. No reason to check in. I'm a big boy.

 

[Jphillips]

He set out on a 3 hour hike...a 3 hour hike

 

[SLOWPOKE693]

You definitely missed something lol

Like: He was "hiking" to work and expected it to take 3 hours part or the fact that the family didn't report him missing for 5 days even though it sounds like he has a come home every day type job.....

Nope, nothing to see here folks.

 

[WLDWUN]

It’s damn near impossible to walk for 8 hours up there and not run into another human/dwelling.

fixed that for you.

there is no place there you walk more than 5 miles in a straight line and you are out.

 

[SLOWPOKE693]

He set out on a 3 hour hike...a 3 hour hike

 

[redneckengineered]

I'm dying

 

[subybaja]

Watch the video. He's not all there. Interview at 1:30.



And- 34yo?!? Dude looks 54. eta - comments say he's albino, and covered himself in ash. Huh. OK.

 

[SLOWPOKE693]

Watch the video. He's not all there. Interview at 1:30.



And- 34yo?!? Dude looks 54.

Meth binges will do that to ya.

 

[Clb]

Tldr
Nothing about Santa cruz is surprising today

 

[WLDWUN]

And- 34yo?!? Dude looks 54.

well, he has been surfing and skiing every day for 20 years so that wears a body out twice as fast

 

[Ditchrunner]

He set out on a 3 hour hike...a 3 hour hike

So, Mary Ann or Ginger?

 

[subybaja]

How can we get rid of this one for 9 days?

 

[BigBurt]

Story reminds me of this kid:

 

[total newb]

So, Mary Ann or Ginger?

Mary ann every time!


Wonder if you could make a radio out of pinecones?

 

[Filthy McChevy]

Found a pot plantation.

 

[bgaidan]

Story reminds me of this kid:

WTF is that??

 

[Norm]

Found a pot plantation.

I was thinking mushrooms, or probably just wanted attention.

I've spent a lot of time in some remote places, I was never more than a few days walk to an area frequented by humans.

 

[49willys_mogon]

No licky the banana slugs man

 

[49willys_mogon]

Found a pot plantation.

Maybe....around harvest time

 

[nahmus]

So, Mary Ann or Ginger?

 

[RunningProblem]

He left for "work" on 6/11 and the family reported him missing on Father's Day 6/16. This is objectively hilarious.

If I was missing for a week my family wouldn’t even notice, or care.

 

[Gbkeith]

Dude didn't show up to grill when he was supposed to, plus the grass was starting to get a little tall.

Trash was staring to pile up and stink.