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April Fools Funnies.

https://fordauthority.com/2021/04/2...-introduced-as-ultimate-open-air-4x4-vehicle/

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LPL fucking delivers!

Not sure if they all were on April 1st, but he's got other funny episodes, "getting in his ex's back door" "old beaver vs new beaver" and some others I can't remember right now. (see edit)*

Enjoy:




*They're all linked after this vid on youtube, but since we like watching here:

Getting in my ex's back door:



My wife's beaver:

 
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Wild Whammies! from Chibson USA

"Whammy Hagar" - 1' Wild Whammy Bar. Made with 55% REAL reversed engineered alien technology!

This "red rocker" whammy is a metaphysical blast from the past. Pummeled together with heavy-duty "alien" 303 stainless steel, the 12-inch Whammy Hagar, featuring 3/16″ American Standard size threading, is modeled after the classic hallmark shape of a traditional whammy offering more control and range than those forged on Earth.

The Whammy Hagar is the perfect future-proof adaptation on the classic whammy bar, adding more range of motion and color than your ordinary terrestrial whammy bar!


"Whammy Faye Baker" - 2' Wild Whammy Bar. Made with 41% REAL reversed engineered alien technology!

Bow down and worship Chibson’s angelic Whammy Faye Baker. Made of interstellar, heavy-duty 303 stainless steel from the outreaches of the Xi-9 Cluster, this 24-inch whammy bar features a unique bell-shaped curve that gives you total control over your tremolo arm while offering unimpeded clearance for your strumming hand.

"Whammy Davis Jr." - 4' Wild Whammy Bar. Made with 89% REAL reversed engineered alien technology!

Smuggled out of an undisclosed location, the Whammy Davis Jr. is your one-way ticket to the stars. Constructed of high-quality, intergalactic 303 stainless steel and measuring 48-inches, this double-looped whammy bar tipped with either clear or smoke-colored plastic comes straight from the bright lights of the Rillilian Strip. With 3/16″ American Standard size threading, screw it in and watch earth girls go wild.
 
I got my teenage nephew and a teenage cousin with this one.

Winchester shared it on Facebook.

I sent it to the kids, with the tag line, "only known photo of giant grasshoppers before hunted to extinction." :lmao:

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