Antifa commander gets caught with a flamethrower by cops and cries

[Landslide]

Antics commander gets caught by the cops in a group of helmet wearing antifa members marching to cause distraction. Crawls up on the ground in a fetal position crying his eyeballs out

 

[rockmup]

He was already arrested on other weapons charges and they let him out, he bonded out on this charge too

 

[IH-SSII]

They should have tested the flame thrower out... On him!

 

[YotaAtieToo]

Maybe flame thrower is some type of ginger slang?

 

[Norm]

He will make a nice wife for someone in the pen

 

[Silverback07]

His mom should have swallowed.

 

[scooter2374]

His mom should have swallowed.

The best part of that load dripped down the inside of his mother's thigh.

 

[brd]

He was already arrested on other weapons charges and they let him out, he bonded out on this charge too

Condition of the first bond included no weapons,HTF do they let him bond the 2nd time?How many times does he get to do shit like this before they hold him?

 

[[486]]

how much you wanna bet it was one of those totally ineffective toys that elon managed to get stuuuupid money outta people for

 

[ExWrench]

Condition of the first bond included no weapons,HTF do they let him bond the 2nd time?How many times does he get to do shit like this before they hold him?

Don't want to oppress him or infringe on his right to peaceful protest

 

[45acp]

This is what they want.

An army of couchsitting mom callers who are terrified of bugs and grownups, to lead the revolution against the working class.

 

[ExWrench]

This is what they want.

An army of couchsitting mom callers who are terrified of bugs and grownups, to lead the revolution against the working class.

You appear to be shaking in your boots.



EDIT: never mind, looks like you're actually trying to suppress laughter so you don't fart in front of a cute waitress

 

[4x4mechanic]

The best part of that load dripped down the inside of his mother's thigh.

And ended up as a brown stain on the mattress...

 

[Silverback07]

So when do DA's that let criminals out get held accountable? Stupid question... I know its never.

 

[2big bronco]

Are flame throwers illegal to walk around with?

 

[Ugly pumpkin]

Are flame throwers illegal to walk around with?

Good question.
Hell, what officially is a flamethrower. I got a few things in the garage that that throw a flame.

 

[Mudslinger99]

"Commander" WTF

He looks like a lil queer we put in the lockers after Home room class in 7th grade

This shit can't be for real. I've had Girlfriends that would beat him way past his "Crying"

 

[Mudslinger99]

Good question.
Hell, what officially is a flamethrower. I got a few things in the garage that that throw a flame.

Hairspray and a Lighter

 

[subybaja]

Are flame throwers illegal to walk around with?

Mostly. I think a few states have regulations. Feds DGAF.

Dunno about that weapons ban he had, though.

Eta wiki: In the United States, private ownership of a flamethrower is not restricted by federal law. Flamethrowers are legal in 48 states and restricted in California and Maryland.

 

[Landslide]

Hairspray and a Lighter

Potato cannon

 

[Lilyota]

Are flame throwers illegal to walk around with?

Only if you get caught

 

[Ted]

Potato cannon

Duke Nukem,
Dufus

 

[Landslide]

Duke Nukem,
Dufus

I remember that game when it was in DOS.

 

[woods]

I remember that game when it was in DOS.

I was at the level with the strip club with the chicks dancing with the tassles on their tits when my Dad walked into the room. Shook his head and left.

 

[Pat McRotch]

Mostly. I think a few states have regulations. Feds DGAF.

Dunno about that weapons ban he had, though.

Eta wiki: In the United States, private ownership of a flamethrower is not restricted by federal law. Flamethrowers are legal in 48 states and restricted in California and Maryland.

Damn, now I need to spend money.