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[486]---Please Come Back---We Love You!

Bring 486 back. I need some new ideas for weird butt stuff. :emb:
Never mind that, I want more How-To on turning an outhouse into an artillery emplacement!

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His thread is like watching Colin Furze if he wasn't a crack monkey.
 
Fuck that, I know my luck. Stretch out the starfish................and it would just stay that way. :flipoff2:
Maybe it might stay sideways. The world may never know. :flipoff2:
 

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Why ban ? Imagination runs wild. Was it circumcised ? Too short ? WTF ?
funnily enough I've had an uncut arcanine dick posted on here for a couple years
didn't edit it into the post or anything, multiple moderators subscribed to the thread, etc
guess dick is okay so that means it musta been from this thread:
 
I always pictured a 300lb 5ft dude with a 1990s cumputer all yellowed covered 1/2" of dirt and cig ashes, dump scrounged keyboard with a few missing keys, cause never mind spending $12 on a non shit and jizz covered one.

Setup in a damp basement with clapped out 1980s T12 lights that keep flickering, Home Alone era furnace nearby.

Busted up metal chair stolen from a Ladies Auxiliary Bingo game and a thift store table.
my t12s don't flicker, they are pleasant and delightful
fuck LED trash and yellow filament junk
 
Isn’t 486 like 145 pounds because he doesn’t care about eating? Maybe that’s Nate or somebody.
yup
ain't got enough weight to stand up a 36' extension ladder without sliding it up a tree or power pole and keeping it balanced straight up while carrying to to where it needs to be

just can't counterbalance it, got enough strength
 
He's hinted several times about leaving over the last year, and is anti-authority enough to say fuck it and not come back.
Was gonna fuck off but ordered the concrete for the next floor pour (next week) and got the anxiety going something fierce.
dunno
probably not going to post any jokes at all anymore since people are too fucking delicate and need their soft baby hands held 24/7 or what the mean internet nobody said will collapse their entire worldview by asking a few simple questions
 
There was a few other times as well. Once was when he was frustrated arguing politics and posted in the meme thread that he wanted a mod to delete all of his posts so he could cut out.
*in the meme thread

I very pointedly stopped contributing to the thread with a bunch of made up arbitrary retard rules after that, a couple years ago.
 
Is craigslist still a thing?
no, got caught up in the backpages thing, about prostitution or some shit

so now there isn't an alt craigslist for guns, and there also isn't a craigslist for dick
been what like 15 years or some shit now?
been thinking about figuring out how to meet people irl, but it never leaves the ground
maybe drinking would help
it probably would have helped a lot 20 years ago, but now we're here and not there
 
Get to pouring concrete. :flipoff2:
it'll be happening simultaneously too soon and also too late

guess they don't got a boiler at the batch plant any more, so it's gonna be rigged with a fuckton of accelerator instead which really has me worried
gonna be coming in probably around 40-50f
might be able to rig up the infloor heat tubing to a water heater, then run the water heater off a 100lb tank but I dunno if that'll heat 5yd of mud up enough to start curing
 
and I don't have a phone that touches internet
maybe I should find one and hook it up through wifi or some shit
probably just a bunch of bugchasers and bots anyways
That's bad if I had to look that up. Fuck that noise. :barf: Mines always set in the Plus setting. Its fat chicks.
 
Was gonna fuck off but ordered the concrete for the next floor pour (next week) and got the anxiety going something fierce.
How big of a pour?

probably not going to post any jokes at all anymore since people are too fucking delicate and need their soft baby hands held 24/7 or what the mean internet nobody said will collapse their entire worldview by asking a few simple questions
Fuck that. It was entertaining. :laughing:
 
How big of a pour?


Fuck that. It was entertaining. :laughing:
5yd

I still don't know what I did
I say a lotta shit that should get me evicted from polite society
when polite society is defined as 'state indoctrinated from birth' society
 
I don’t think he meant guns.
I think he meant grindr and scruff and there's a few more for more specific kinks, iirc 'pounced' is a furry one but it might have died by now

think I even heard there's one for the abdl trannies
oh right that's bluesky and facebook and tumblr and public school
 
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