Friends cleaning up the days catch, and momma got a 6.5 lbs (second pic). The woman in the first pic caught a 9 lbs also. We let everything over 4 lbs go.
Stupid fucking fish cops pulled us over on the highway going home after a three day weekend on the ice. Hassled me for cleaning the fish before I stopped fishing. I told him I clean the fish at the end of the day once all the lines are out of the water. He says: "no, you have to wait until sunday to clean Friday's fish"
Asshole! No I don't.
Technically I don't even have to leave a patch of identifying skin on once I'm staying in an "overnight residence" which my ice shack is since it's got all the amenities including toilet and washing facilities.
Then he's about to count my filets. Drops his tailgate and starts opening my bags of fish. I asked what he was doing? He was going to fondle my meat with his bare Covid dickbeater hands, and slap all the filets on his greasy fucking tailgate. "are we going to have a problem?" He says.
I told him I plan on eating that stuff and thought they would have some sort of sanitary way to handle peoples food.
He also told my wife "fishing time is not party time".
Motherfucker! You keep your goddamned opinions to yourself and let me live my life how I choose. My fishing time is family time, I only ever go with my wife and children. We play crib and chess and cut and split firewood.
Those fucking cocksuckers would rather my kids never leave town and turn out transgender shooting up a school.
Sorry. Had to let it out somewhere.