Smelly People

[78bronco460]

I had an a emergency service call to a steel mill today. The mill electrician smelled like ass and rotting corpse so bad I wanted to wretch. I’ve worked in sewage treatment plants, paper mills, starch truck washouts, morgues, etc and this guy made them all seem like a daisy. When I left I could still smell it with my windows down and I wanted to puke.
I’ve done work there on occasion for a long time, but the regular guy recently retired
so I guess this is the guy now. I don’t think I can make myself go back if that’s the case. I’ve dealt with crew that needed the hygiene talk, but not customers. I just rinsed out my nose because I was still getting a slight whiff of zombie guy and I know how particles work. It makes my skin crawl and I feel like a bitch.

 

[Steve300xcw]

So just tell him..."dude you ****ing stink"

I made a guy stand outside my office while I was typing up his invoice as his Man perfume was just to much.

 

[[486]]

did you tell him?
He just straight up might not know that he smells like rotting asshole.

I usually frame it in a joke, people take it wrong most of the time but I haven't gotten punched for it yet, though everyone seems to inform me that if anyone else had said what I just did they'd (insert horrible things here) to them

one guy at work had a rotting tooth, smelled like he'd been munching on a turd, didn't know it, went to the dentist and had it yanked
his wife thanked me because she was too much of a pussy to bring it up

 

[78bronco460]

did you tell him?
He just straight up might not know that he smells like rotting asshole.

I usually frame it in a joke, people take it wrong most of the time but I haven't gotten punched for it yet, though everyone seems to inform me that if anyone else had said what I just did they'd (insert horrible things here) to them

one guy at work had a rotting tooth, smelled like he'd been munching on a turd, didn't know it, went to the dentist and had it yanked
his wife thanked me because she was too much of a pussy to bring it up

I didn’t. I’ve worked with and visited people who were on chemotherapy and had the reek so I treated it like that and pushed through getting the plant back up. If I go back I will have to offer the guy some listerine and a tyvek bunny suit.

 

[SomeGuyFromOlympia]

So just tell him..."dude you ****ing stink"

I made a guy stand outside my office while I was typing up his invoice as his Man perfume was just to much.

that is how I roll

I typically try to be somewhat cool about it and tell them when there is no one around

but if you are a ****, I shall announce it to everyone

 

[Steve300xcw]

He's not on chemo. He's just a slob. Treat him accordingly.

 

[subybaja]

Do a line of Vick's first?

 

[SomeGuyFromOlympia]

knew an electrician at our mill that was obese, sweaty, and a slob

maybe it is just the trade ?

 

[AK_F250]

Dad had a parts counter guy who didn't "believe" in deodorant or probably showering. Guys in the shops would literally yell at him when they came to get stuff and he just shrugged it off for years. Some people DGAF

 

[78bronco460]

knew an electrician at our mill that was obese, sweaty, and a slob

maybe it is just the trade ?

I smell like cash $$$

 

[SomeGuyFromOlympia]

I smell like cash $$$

fat sweaty gross slow moving cash
got it





hope it covers your heart procedure

 

[78bronco460]

fat sweaty gross slow moving cash
got it





hope it covers your heart procedure

I’m on the construction side not a millbilly, but thanks for the laughs.

 

[Boss]

You don't even have to tell him he stinks. Just say it loud. Holey ****! What the **** died in here and just start looking around. Do a couple puke thrusts for authenticity.

 

[Pat McRotch]

My wife recently worked with a chick, at a bank no less, that had the twat stench so bad HR had to speak with her about it.

I could only imagine that conversation

 

[Steve300xcw]

You don't even have to tell him he stinks. Just say it loud. Holey ****! What the **** died in here and just start looking around. Do a couple puke thrusts for authenticity.

Don't even do that. Couple of heavy sniffs, followed by that awkward stare with silence. Then ask in a serious tone..."is that you?"

 

[animator]

I was at my local gun range on a hot and humid day here recently and a much-larger-than-me individual got the bench next to me. It was so bad I had to take a break from shooting for a bit. Luckily he wasn’t there for long. I could still smell him after he was gone, and this is an outdoor range.

 

[trampas]

Wear your masks, people

 

[78bronco460]

Wear your masks, people

It crossed my mind.

 

[Benny]

Wear your masks, people

Gas masks

 

[Ksand]

My wife recently worked with a chick, at a bank no less, that had the twat stench so bad HR had to speak with her about it.

I could only imagine that conversation

I would pay good money to watch that hilarity

 

[Scott Cee aka 2drx4]

When I did a lot of survey work we had a customer that was so ****ing rank I'd have to take all the doors off the chopper so the pilots could stand flying with him. Rain, snow, or shine, doors off.

And yeah, the whole thing stank like him after it even with that much airflow.

No idea what was wrong with him. Not my problem though.

 

[AKnate]

did you tell him?
He just straight up might not know that he smells like rotting asshole.

I usually frame it in a joke, people take it wrong most of the time but I haven't gotten punched for it yet, though everyone seems to inform me that if anyone else had said what I just did they'd (insert horrible things here) to them

one guy at work had a rotting tooth, smelled like he'd been munching on a turd, didn't know it, went to the dentist and had it yanked
his wife thanked me because she was too much of a pussy to bring it up

Somehow "Holy **** Sgt Halitosis, did you have a cat **** sandwich for breakfast?" isn't well received?

Or "Did you do morning PT in a pile of dog ****?"

It got the point across anyhow haha

 

[AKnate]

My wife recently worked with a chick, at a bank no less, that had the twat stench so bad HR had to speak with her about it.

I could only imagine that conversation

We had a troop in the USAF that needed that talk.
She claimed she had been cooking salmon and spilled juices on her uniform.

"You've been cooking salmon everday for the last 3 months?"

 

[AKnate]

We get a semi load of product every week, same trucker makes the run (Dalton highway).

I was standing in the warehouse bull****ting with him and ripped of a few decent ones. With the ambient noise, plus garage door open, didn't figure it'd be noticeable.

He's about ready to leave maybe 20 mins later and goes "Oh... by the way, do you have any toilet paper?"

He had used the bathroom so my thought was the holder was out, or he wanted a roll for the road.

I tell him there's a huge box in the bathroom storage.

"Well you better fetch a roll and wipe your ass. After those farts, you must have **** running down your legs"

🤣🤣

Sorry man, thought thwy went under the radar.

"Hell no, may as well served it on a plate along with a potato and salad"

 

[MoparMoe]

We have a guy here....its awful, he stops by my office to get copies of prints ect. and I turn my AC on trying to get positive cabin pressure to keep the smelly out.