Got a strange package today

[KarlVP]

So tomorrow is my birthday. Today I received a strange package. Postmarked with no return address, but it was sent from someone in the UAE. The customs stamp says "cleaning tools" on the package.

I do have quite a few Navy buddies overseas, but received no text, email, and there is no note in the package.

My daughters keep asking me what is it?

 

[ToughBowtieTruck]

So you're a real April's Fool, huh?

 

[ESC]

That's an angry looking dildo. Be careful lol

 

[crisbee1]

Shallow diver? balls should be blue

 

[woods]

Overbear has joined the chat.

 

[evernoob]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[88mitsu]

I know you probably want to, but dont stick that in your ass.

 

[Wheelin66bronco]

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[TiTRD]

Nice ****, bro.

 

[Etyler2]

That’s awesome. Gay fish have rights too.

 

[Filthy McChevy]

Yikes. Moby bait

 

[Swayzeexpress]

At least it's circumcised

 

[DWT]

Careful treble hooks are banned in most areas that I know of.

 

[KarlVP]

Careful treble hooks are banned in most areas that I know of.

I swap mine out with siwash hooks. Otherwise I use Gamakatsu octupus because it's easier to tie a bait loop on them.

 

[Arickvan]

youre gunna want to throw back any fish you catch with that thing

 

[4x4mechanic]

Super bait?

More likely mastur-bait!

 

[smurfblue40]

So tomorrow is my birthday. Today I received a strange package. Postmarked with no return address

 

[Add]

 

[ArTi54N]

i am sure that who ever sent that, will eventually tell you it was them.. maybe in some embarrassing way.. lol

 

[bobbywalter]

youre gunna want to throw back any fish you catch with that thing

 

[shortbus4x4]

youre gunna want to throw back any fish you catch with that thing

I don't think he'll catch any fish with it, two jerks and they'll be off.

 

[Mr Stubs]

Catfish

 

[I HATE PONIES]

Should hook them right in the lisp.

 

[DMG]

Take the hooks off before you try it.

 

[[486]]

well, it matches your vape box thing
brah

oh and is that red fingernail polish on the shelf there?

 

[665.0coupe]

Am I the only one who was hoping it was a glitter bomb?

 

[KarlVP]

;n365237]well, it matches your vape box thing
brah

oh and is that red fingernail polish on the shelf there?

I use it for pistol sights.

I'd rather use my douche flute than smoke.

 

[MuntCuffin]

Careful treble hooks are banned in most areas that I know of.

**** lure jokes aside...you serious?
the government finds that it is its job to tell us peons what kind of hook we can put at the end of a ****ing string?

 

[Alpine4x4]

**** lure jokes aside...you serious?
the government finds that it is its job to tell us peons what kind of hook we can put at the end of a ****ing string?

Very much so. Most of our Salmon rivers/streams have treble hook bans. Up until recently, most were single barbless hooks only, now the barbless is just encouraged.

 

[MuntCuffin]

Very much so. Most of our Salmon rivers/streams have treble hook bans. Up until recently, most were single barbless hooks only, now the barbless is just encouraged.

*sigh*

I'm done. What the government says and does no longer matters to me. I'm going to live how I want to live and ill catch fish how I want to catch fish.

**** 'em. Bothering people about hooks while racking up 20+ trillion in debt. :rolleyes: