There may be a person who from the beginning of Time never misplaced their wallet. The odds against you being that person are a Quadrillion to one. So I'm chalking you up to Senility
You are dealing with the personality that doesn't believe that you never misplaced your wallet. You've also had a fart that turned out to be a shart, and you've zipped the top of your cock in your jeans at least once.
OK, so you're trolling or as stupid as for which some here give you credit.
I provided you truth and you opted for ignorance. Can't help you - fuck off.