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Whistlin Diesel is gonna hurt some feelers with this one (R32 abuse)

What I mean is that it's just gonna be a paper inconvenience and it's not gonna fuck over his future earning potential like it will for us non-celebrities. He's a minor celebrity and he's made a name for himself doing entertainment shit. He'll have a hell of a time getting a loan or any other paperwork transaction with a faceless bureaucracy but it's not like he'll ever get denied a job for failing a background check.

Sorry, I thought that was obvious. I didn't realize you were such a dense motherfucker. :shaking:
I'm sure It wouldn't be any big deal to you either:shaking:


Until it comes to you gun ownership rights or your voting rights.
 
Until you go to vote or buy a gun
I'm just saying that things are changing in regard to that. Next thing you know they'll make it so felons get free guns on release while simultaneously raiding our houses and dragging our safe's out through the wall with a chain.

Several states allow released felons to vote. Oregon being one of those as well.

I know a couple of people that have had felonies expunged for the purpose of gun posession as well, something tells me Mr. whistlin dick hole has the money to make that happen.
 
I'm just saying that things are changing in regard to that. Next thing you know they'll make it so felons get free guns on release while simultaneously raiding our houses and dragging our safe's out through the wall with a chain.

Several states allow released felons to vote. Oregon being one of those as well.

I know a couple of people that have had felonies expunged for the purpose of gun posession as well, something tells me Mr. whistlin dick hole has the money to make that happen.
I know what the expungement process involves.


My FIL has gone through it in Oregon.


Doesn't help when they are asking for all of your guns while you try to deal with that shit.


Get caught with guns while you are trying to get an expungement and see how that process goes.


And on that note.


I guess attitude is to be expected out of portland
 
Back in the day my cousin was for some reason into restoring old lincolns (I think because ford nerd, and these had a big block). In one of his dealings, he got a 2 for one special, and one of them wasn't worth the effort, so he ended up with a beater that comfortably sat 4 and had a 460 in it. He lived in an area that was a network of dirt roads, so he'd take me and his friends bombining around in that thing all the time.

There was a pretty rad uphill step up style jump we would hit all the time... until one day upon landing one of his buddies from the backseat exclaims "holy shit!" He looks back to see the passenger side rear shock had just come straight through the seat right next to where his buddy was sitting, and was still shooting up and down as the rear axle moved. A jump is all fun and games until you nearly sodomize your buddy with a rear shock.

related story ahead!!

i still have this 01 Dodge Ram Sport Quad Cad (suicide rear doors), 1.5" leveling blocks, 35s, lockers F&R, etc. Its my beater truck, hail damaged, ranch truck. We always took it to the river because wet, muddy, dirty, vomit, i didnt care. that truck had been through it all.

one afternoon we are heading out there and go by my grandparents place and take some back country dirt roads, Dukes of Hazzard style around corners and so on. come to the BIG creek crossing which is always dry except a pool around the concrete crossing in the bottom. Concrete in the bottom of the crossing makes a U and the drop in from the high side of the bank i get some good speed to setup for the jump coming up the other side.

my buddy in the back sitting on the bench seat back there, i turn to him and say "you should buckle up." His reply is along the lines of "stop being a faggot, im in the back seat". i hit the jump at about 60 and we get that 8,000 lb truck up all 4 wheels atleast 3 feet and land all 4 at the same time. it was a perfect jump. but when the rear wheels hit the "ramp" it kicked my backseat friend airborne and threw him into the ceiling where he cushioned the impact with his head and neck. both of us in the front were whooping and yelling as we had our seat belts on. he's in pain in the back.

to this day we still refer to it as the "day Al almost became a paraplegic".

i know, cool starry brah.
 
Other than stealing a boat or running someone over with a boat, how do you get a felony in a boat?
I think it was a monster truck playing boat, not an actual boat. :laughing: But that still doesn't answer your question. :beer:

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Edit: see posts below. wasn't monster truckboat.
 
Other than stealing a boat or running someone over with a boat, how do you get a felony in a boat?
Using your little boat with handlebars to get someone not on your little boat with handlebars wet.




But if you know this guy's personality, he probably pushed it to the ragged edge and the 5-0 got tired of his shit.
 
Him and a buddy/viewer were fucking off on wave runners or something and law enforcement deemed it dangerous and ticketed them and then it has turned into something all together different.
 
It's honestly the most I've followed him.


Normally I wouldn't give two fucks.


But I try to keep up with some things so I don't end up in something similar.
 
Until you go to vote or buy a gun
When you have that kind of money you donate to politicians you want to represent you and you pay other people to carry guns for you if that's what you want.

How much does packing heat and voting really affect your life. Seriously.

Having shit "in your permanent record" doesn't affect people like him like it does people like us.

This is what I mean by being a dense motherfucker. :shaking:
 
Unless its changed since last time, I'm pretty sure its "just" a misdemeanor. A high level one just shy of felony territory. I respect him for fighting it and sticking up for his friend.

 
When you have that kind of money you donate to politicians you want to represent you and you pay other people to carry guns for you if that's what you want.

How much does packing heat and voting really affect your life. Seriously.

Having shit "in your permanent record" doesn't affect people like him like it does people like us.

This is what I mean by being a dense motherfucker. :shaking:
GUN OWNERSHIP YOU FUCKING RETARD.


HAND OVER ALL THE GUNS YOU ALREADY OWN YOU ASS.


Stop trying to make me look like an idiot because you can't grasp something so simple.


You feel like dealing with the fallout of getting caught with a fire arm with a felony?


It just exaggerates all the other bullshit you have going on.



But your a fucking badass.


So just go on with yourself.


You seem to know what's best for everyone smart guy.


Voting doesn't even really matter anymore anyways.


But go ahead and get caught with a gun while you're on parole and let everyone here know how much faster you were able to be able to buy a gun again and how fast you got yours back.



I don't have that kind of money.



And guessing by your frugelness


You might be just shy of it too.
 
Using your little boat with handlebars to get someone not on your little boat with handlebars wet.




But if you know this guy's personality, he probably pushed it to the ragged edge and the 5-0 got tired of his shit.

i believe that's correct.
and I believe that makes anyone who's spent time on a lake as a kid a felon.
 
What's the problem that he might become a felon for?
Splashing a friend with a jetski.... Wreckless motor vehicle usage or some bs like that. His friend was charged too. Most of the reason he’s making a big deal out of it is he was offered a sweetheart deal for his minor celebrity status and his friend was not. They asked him to make a safety vid in exchange for dropping charges. Think he's gone into court twice now and the prosecutor has delayed it both times. Give him props for making a mockery of the system.
 
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The only reason he got in trouble was he pissed off a retired or off duty cop because his jon boat was sinking and he made a wake heading to the ramp.
Typical "I can never be wrong" cop syndrome.

Of course the jurisdiction will never drop it and be like "we were wrong to back that asshole" because cops can never be wrong. :shaking:
 
Has to be...my net worth is low 7 figures and I sure as shit can't afford to wreck cars every day.

Yeah, but your in Canadian $$$… so that’s like three-fifty. :flipoff2:

People forget how net work is calculated. It includes house value (minus mortgage) and life insurance.
 
Not that he was wrong, and I hate to jinx myself, but the best way to deal with those clowns I've found is a "yes sir" or thumbs up, then forget they exist.

Really? Very few people I would call sir, and somebody being a dick isnt one of them
 
Really? Very few people I would call sir, and somebody being a dick isnt one of them
Call their bluff. As long as you aren't unseasonable they'll do nothing, and you go about your business.
 
Has to be...my net worth is low 7 figures and I sure as shit can't afford to wreck cars every day.
Can you write them off as a business expense? He can which is why he does.
Call their bluff. As long as you aren't unseasonable they'll do nothing, and you go about your business.
So don't be salty? Don't pepper them with puns? Avoid assaulting them with bad jokes?
:lmao:


Aaron Z
 
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