What kind of animal is pooping on my garage roof?

[Sandy Johnson]

We have feral cats in the neighborhood, but these look bigger than cat turds and they have never pooped on a roof before.

Also, all of these turds showed up pretty much overnight.

... Do possums do this?

 

[M92PV4U]

Are there also rocks up there?

 

[Rooney77]

Amber Heard?

 

[fl0w3n]

California? Certainly its feral homeless tweakers

 

[Sceep]

Climb your ass up there and get a better pic.

This thread is destined for classics.

 

[Provience]

Raccoons

 

[Beast]

Raccoon would be my guess.

 

[75cruisin]

2bb?

 

[BUCKLAND]

Doesn’t 486 identify as an animal?

 

[madplanter]

We have feral cats in the neighborhood, but these look bigger than cat turds and they have never pooped on a roof before.

Also, all of these turds showed up pretty much overnight.

... Do possums do this?

Haitians hunting cats?

 

[husslr187]

Is there a sunroof up there?

 

[bdkw1]

Racoon. Those fuckers shit everywhere. In San Diego I had to clean the coon shit off the roof every couple months. I guess they couldn't shit in the yard cause dog, so they took revenge by shutting on the roof.

 

[Animalmother]

someone threw turds up on your roof.

 

[Chadwick]

Chupacabra..

 

[Ranch Hand]

 

[SomeGuyFromOlympia]

My Grandma would bitch about the Racoons that were shitting on her roof
I would tell her to quit feeding them, and they will go away
but I am not feeding them, but they are always eating the damn bird seed out the of the feeders

.....ya, quit feeding them

 

[KarlVP]

I told this story in the shitty neighbors thread, but when my neighbors animals shit in my yard, I usually will casually talk to them about it a few times and if nothing happens, I get my shovel and return it to them on their roof.

 

[SomeGuyFromOlympia]

I told this story in the shitty neighbors thread, but when my neighbors animals shit in my yard, I usually will casually talk to them about it a few times and if nothing happens, I get my shovel and return it to them on their roof.

bacon grease
or any grease will fix it

 

[4xfiend]

I zoomed in and found your problem.

 

[Hooligan]

O damn.

 

[ProjectTwin]

I told this story in the shitty neighbors thread, but when my neighbors animals shit in my yard, I usually will casually talk to them about it a few times and if nothing happens, I get my shovel and return it to them on their roof.

There are seven piles on the roof. I think this is our answer.

 

[Motorcharge]

Haitians.

 

[Pt_Ranger_v8]

Coons.


Stop feeding them watermelon.

 

[total newb]

someone threw turds up on your roof.

I found your neighbor had a ring camera and hacked it.

You know this dude?
Cause he knows you!

 

[[486]]

Doesn’t 486 identify as an animal?

you aren't an animal?

okay robot

 

[AKnate]

Coons

 

[Mr.Ratbastard]

It's Democraps

 

[Tin Roof]

Raccoon.

 

[Sandy Johnson]

There are seven piles on the roof. I think this is our answer.

So, I have no animals. I don't think it's the neighbors. There are feral cats, but no dogs.

I may have drank too much at the afternoon BBQ and promised my son that I would figure out when whatever it is is pooping on the roof so he can shoot at it with his BB gun.

So I guess the garage is going under surveillance.

 

[Gbkeith]

Probably whatever tried to eat Dnt’s dog.