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well it is 2020 why not

I guess people have just ignored the signs that have been up forever(this was last year at Stumpy Meadows):

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I've learned to not ask 'what's next?'



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sorry 'bout that, my bad.:emb:
 
Oooooh suuuure, post a photo of a chipmunk. Discrimination the way I see it. No other infected critters photos posted, nope, just the poor wittle innocent ground squirrel. Poor lil fellas being singled out like that. I mean fuck, no photo of the actual disease carrier the flea, nope, none at all.
 
Aaaaah... reminds me of a ground squirrel story from years ago.

my moms neighbor had cats and ground squirrels were everywhere. This one time at band ca... there was a lil chipmunk laying super low in the grass hiding from the cat that was after it. I snuck up from behind the lil guy as he was focused on the cat looking for him.

well, I get real close and I guess he was traumatized by the cat and couldn’t move. I reach down reeeeeal slow like and as fast as a gun slinger (yeah I was crazy fast) and grabbed his tail thinking I’d fling him way up in the air. Weeeeeell... that ain’t what happened at all. I grabbed his tail so fast I pulled all his furry skin right off his wirey (<-a word?!?) tail. Yep, he bolted with his wirey tail sticking straight up in the air and me standing there with his furry skin from his tail. Not what I really expected to happen. Freaked the cat out and it took off

poor wittle chipmunk.
 
Time we just cut CA loose and let it go. Will have a great big free hippie jam fest and Dem convention with free flights for anyone that wants to go. Then when all there jammin away we cut em loose and let it sink or float away or what the fuck ever.
 
Landslide said:
Aaaaah... reminds me of a ground squirrel story from years ago.

my moms neighbor had cats and ground squirrels were everywhere. This one time at band ca... there was a lil chipmunk laying super low in the grass hiding from the cat that was after it. I snuck up from behind the lil guy as he was focused on the cat looking for him.

well, I get real close and I guess he was traumatized by the cat and couldn’t move. I reach down reeeeeal slow like and as fast as a gun slinger (yeah I was crazy fast) and grabbed his tail thinking I’d fling him way up in the air. Weeeeeell... that ain’t what happened at all. I grabbed his tail so fast I pulled all his furry skin right off his wirey (<-a word?!?) tail. Yep, he bolted with his wirey tail sticking straight up in the air and me standing there with his furry skin from his tail. Not what I really expected to happen. Freaked the cat out and it took off

poor wittle chipmunk.
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lmao
 
Landslide said:
Aaaaah... reminds me of a ground squirrel story from years ago.

my moms neighbor had cats and ground squirrels were everywhere. This one time at band ca... there was a lil chipmunk laying super low in the grass hiding from the cat that was after it. I snuck up from behind the lil guy as he was focused on the cat looking for him.

well, I get real close and I guess he was traumatized by the cat and couldn’t move. I reach down reeeeeal slow like and as fast as a gun slinger (yeah I was crazy fast) and grabbed his tail thinking I’d fling him way up in the air. Weeeeeell... that ain’t what happened at all. I grabbed his tail so fast I pulled all his furry skin right off his wirey (<-a word?!?) tail. Yep, he bolted with his wirey tail sticking straight up in the air and me standing there with his furry skin from his tail. Not what I really expected to happen. Freaked the cat out and it took off

poor wittle chipmunk.
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Karma is a motherfucker :flipoff2:
 
Yeah we saw signs all over campgrounds in tahoe the chipmunks carry plague. But, we did not see them until after the dog shredded a slow one.
 
Fishnbeer said:
Yeah we saw signs all over campgrounds in tahoe the chipmunks carry plague. But, we did not see them until after the dog shredded a slow one.
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Its not the chippies you have to worry about. Its the fleas, they were the major vector of bubonic plague during the dark ages. They would spread the plague from the rats and mice to people.
 
petro812 said:
We need to flatten that curve for the super volcano.

(it might end up being an ultrabenevolent meteor that misidentifies with our solar system)
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UPDATE: they were unable to arrange the super volcano eruption on such short notice.

Please accept multiple simultaneous wildfire complexes as a suitable substitute disaster.
 
ExWrench said:
UPDATE: they were unable to arrange the super volcano eruption on such short notice.

Please accept multiple simultaneous wildfire complexes as a suitable substitute disaster.
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:laughing:, they're saving the super volcano for an October surprise while draining our batteries with all this smoke.
 
ExWrench said:
UPDATE: they were unable to arrange the super volcano eruption on such short notice.

Please accept multiple simultaneous wildfire complexes as a suitable substitute disaster.
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They managed to write an asteroid into the simulation code, that's conveniently supposed to maybe hit the day before the election.

Fucking 2020. The sad part is we will look back on this as the "good old days".....
 
Slander said:
Fucking 2020. The sad part is we will look back on this as the "good old days".....
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So . . . you actually think we're making it through 2020? :eek: :confused:















:flipoff2:

I'm kinda' glad the manipulators shifted straight to BLM when Murder Hornets failed to extend the COVID-19 panic.

To clarify: the Bring Libby Marxism racists are atrocious, but Sodomy Geese could've been fookin' terrifying :laughing:



Just trying to illustrate the silver-ish lining in that storm cloud :beer:

EDIT: scratch that, turns out it was just a big pile of razor blades :flipoff2:
 
woods said:
Stupid things. I sit up on the k'bota with the 10/22 and plink away.

This one cost me $12. :homer:
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My buddies were stationed at the Navy magazine in Rota, Spain. They had a huge rabbit overpopulation problem. They spent many days trying to run over rabbits with the duce and a half's they drove to transport the ammo.
 
Slander said:
They managed to write an asteroid into the simulation code, that's conveniently supposed to maybe hit the day before the election.

Fucking 2020. The sad part is we will look back on this as the "good old days".....
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AND here it is!! Right on schedule

NASA: A truck-sized asteroid is headed toward Earth one day before the November election

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An asteroid has a slim chance of entering the Earth's atmosphere November 2, or one day before the US election, according to NASA.

Named "2018VP1," the asteroid is pretty tiny, with an estimated diameter of 1.8 to 3.9 meters, NASA data show.

It's only 0.41% likely to actually impact the Earth, but celestial objects that size tend to burn up in the atmosphere anyway, NASA told Business Insider.


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