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This jeep driver was doing it wrong to get rubber ducks on his dashboard

Landslide

Landslide

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Seagulls in the jeep grill was his best attempt tho.

It was a massacre I tell ya, one of those birds pooped on his jeep and he just went insane… kill, kill, kill! driving really fast running over killing all those innocent seagulls. < my spin on it anyways :laughing:

Maniac Jeep driver runs over 25 seagulls on Washington state beach in shocking ‘massacre’​


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Maniac Jeep driver runs over 25 seagulls on Washington state beach in shocking ‘massacre’

“You see a lot of natural deaths, things washed up,” she told KPTV. “But, this was just so intentional. It’s horrible. We were in shock.”
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The unidentified man fatally mowed down a flock of 25 birds – and even got one feathery casualty stuck to the grill of his Jeep Cherokee – on sand south of Klipsan Beach just outside of Long Beach at around 8 p.m. Saturday, the Washington Department of Fish and Wildlife said.
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Look, Im not a doctor, but I think they might not know what they are talking about. Likely the first time for that, so Ill let it slide just this once. :homer:
 
Filthy McChevy said:
I've seen them as far east as Utah but Piece of shit seagulls haven't made it to Colorado yet. Used to have them flying over the playgrounds at school in California. INCOMING!:laughing:
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Always over our schools growing up in Marin County. Always getting shit on.

I've seen them once in Winnemucca in the last five years. I was driving and it shocked me so much I almost had to pull over. I think for almost a second it scared the shit out of me I was living back in CA.

Thankful to see them during cricket swarms for sure.
 
Crash said:
Always over our schools growing up in Marin County. Always getting shit on.

I've seen them once in Winnemucca in the last five years. I was driving and it shocked me so much I almost had to pull over. I think for almost a second it scared the shit out of me I was living back in CA.

Thankful to see them during cricket swarms for sure.
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Growing up in vacaville we always through alkaseltzer in the school yards.
 
BigBurt said:
Massacre at the beach but when they shoot them at the airport it’s vermin control
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They are a protected species. We learned that the fucking hard way when we were blasting them and their nests with an industrial steam cleaner as we cleaned their shit off of our building.
 
Crash said:
Did you see them die from it?
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1 tablet wrapped in a piece of bread does the trick. They don't pop like everyone likes to think they do, it's more of an ooze out of every orifice type thing.

I grew up in Rhode Island surrounded by those things and am glad there are none here in my part of TX.
 
Filthy McChevy said:
I've seen them as far east as Utah but Piece of shit seagulls haven't made it to Colorado yet. Used to have them flying over the playgrounds at school in California. INCOMING!:laughing:
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I think Ive seen them here also in the past, must be on there way to UT.

I was assuming it was pterodactyls shitting on my car. I was parked for maybe 15 minutes.


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Violation of jeep duck rules.

Arent the ducks supposed to land on the side mirror landing pad?



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