The turtle took a spill, hospital

[Pony_Driver]

The D.C. Waldorf Astoria is the old Trump hotel. Trump strikes again.

 

[Ransil]

They should put him and fetterman in the same room to save the tax payers money

 

[ridenby]

ditch mitch. Lot of people here "love" him. He does send moneies. He is a china boi, has been for 40yrs or better. Fawk him. I hope it hurt a lot.

 

[Juztyn00]

ditch mitch. Lot of people here "love" him. He does send moneies. He is a china boi, has been for 40yrs or better. Fawk him. I hope it hurt a lot.

There are 2 Mitches. Rino swamp Mitch and Cocaine Mitch. Cocaine Mitch pushes through good judges and uses democrat implemented rules against them. The other Mitch just sucks. Unfortunately, You never know which you’re going to get.

 

[ridenby]

There are 2 Mitches. Rino swamp Mitch and Cocaine Mitch. Cocaine Mitch pushes through good judges and uses democrat implemented rules against them. The other Mitch just sucks. Unfortunately, You never know which you’re going to get.

He plays both sides to benefit him.

 

[Archer]

Some sort of Term limits would fix all that...


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[Thefishguy77]

There are 2 Mitches. Rino swamp Mitch and Cocaine Mitch. Cocaine Mitch pushes through good judges and uses democrat implemented rules against them. The other Mitch just sucks. Unfortunately, You never know which you’re going to get.

Hence. Cocaine Mitch. Is he on or off.

 

[PoBoy84]

ditch mitch. Lot of people here "love" him. He does send moneies. He is a china boi, has been for 40yrs or better. Fawk him. I hope it hurt a lot.

He gives no fucks about Americans or KY. And his neck is wobbly.

 

[Splib]

Hillary could kill and eat him.

 

[M92PV4U]

Hillary could kill and eat him.

She only eats babies to steal their youth.

 

[NakedJeep]

Senate To Now Be Controlled By Whichever Party Has Fewer Senators In Hospital


"At publishing time, control had been given back to Republicans after Senator Mitch McConnell spent a few hours under his heat lamp and fully recovered."

 

[bigun]

Senate To Now Be Controlled By Whichever Party Has Fewer Senators In Hospital


"At publishing time, control had been given back to Republicans after Senator Mitch McConnell spent a few hours under his heat lamp and fully recovered."

WASHINGTON, D.C. — With aged senators increasingly absent from sessions to treat their illnesses and injuries, Congress has passed new rules giving control of the Senate to whichever party has fewer people in the hospital.

"These people are dropping like flies," said one anonymous staffer on Capitol Hill. "At this point, I think the average age for a senator is around 98 years old. Their decrepit bodies are finally starting to just give out."

Sources confirm that over the last few years, the Capitol Building has become a de facto nursing home to hundreds of elderly politicians who overstayed their welcome decades ago. Tourists in D.C. have reported sightings of confused, babbling geriatrics wandering the halls, nurses rushing to and fro along the corridors, and the repulsive smell of full adult diapers filling the air.

With Democrat John Fetterman and Republican Mitch McConnell both in the hospital, Republicans now have 18 infirmed geriatrics being treated, while Democrats only have 17 — giving full control of the Senate to Democrats.

At publishing time, control had been given back to Republicans after Senator Mitch McConnell spent a few hours under his heat lamp and fully recovered.

 

[Sparkmechanic]

Hope him and the retard fetterman both die.