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Roc Doc

Roc Doc

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We had one of these at the old place, but there's got to be some new examples now.

I work with a guy that has the unfortunate name of Mike Sass.
 
Kid in my neighborhood growing up had red hair and the last name of nail. Yup, Rusty Nail. My parents thought I was making it up.
 
Best friend at work is named Brian James Ready...:lmao:
 
The worst was a dot indian I went to high school with. He was the toughest guy in school and maybe in town. Sukhdeep Ghag. I used to work with a guy Mark Woodcock and I dated a girl once who's first name was Raunchy, plain old white trash that sure didn't live up to her name.:laughing:
 
Wendy Butts, or Buts used to be in the Sacramento area white pages. This one always made me laugh when I was a kid.
 
Kid on a coworkers hockey team was named Mike Hunt. Also worked with a hoodrat her last name was Butts can't remember her first name. Looked like she had 4 butts.
 
I had a payroll audit recently for our worker's comp insurance. I was left a note on my desk that I needed to return a call to Mike Jones from the audit agency.

Auditors for insurance company's are usually some weird folks, so when he answered the phone and I asked for "Mike Jones", his instant reply was, "Its MICHAEL Jones!".

Dude shows up to do the audit and is a better dressed version of:

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My sister's best friend's sister was named Kandy Pitcock. Last I heard she had several arrests for solicitation. :/
 
Went to school with a Harry Koch and Jack Mehoff. At work theres a guy with a last name of coxworth.
 
went to school with two brother phuc dong and suc dong. when their names were called the first one said with a smile 'no no call me Harry' and the second one wanted to be called Rich.

Had a kid in astrophysics name Hung Pham.

in high school played against a Rich Richie

Had a coach named Harry Dixon

taught a kid named Snow White

was a secretary at a place I worked name Luscious Kim (we called her luscious quim)

my ex wife worked with a lady named Reba Titsworth.
 
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