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Who's got the worst shin bite from kicking a hitch?

I think I got a permanent lump on my shin from running into a campfire ring at night.
Swelled up huge and green bruising extended up to my knee and halfway around each side of the leg. Purple and blue bruising all the way down to below my ankles. After a week or two the bruises went away but it's been a month and I'm stuck with a hard lump poking forward from the front of my shin.
 
Here's my most recent boo boo, happened about 2 months ago.
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Around the inside of my left eye, we got in a dirt clod fight. My friend threw a chunk of concrete. I was wearing bolle safely glasses, probably saved my eye, but a piece of the frame was stuck in my head.
 
M92PV4U said:
Tore your V muscle? :flipoff2:
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Yeah.:flipoff2:

Funny thing I was wearing my work jacket and it didn't even tear it at all. Got 10 stitches, still very sore and tender. I was stepping over a Jeep DJ2 frame I was cutting up and tripped on it, I cleared it all except my inside left elbow and right rear shock stud. No permanent damage to muscles or tendons fortunately. You can see where my elbow first encountered the stud and it peeled back a nice triangle shape flap of skin with all the fatty layer still attached. The resulting hole was my muscle, I looked at it twice before it got stitched up and got light headed every time I did.:grinpimp:
 
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M92PV4U said:
Around the inside of my left eye, we got in a dirt clod fight. My friend threw a chunk of concrete. I was wearing bolle safely glasses, probably saved my eye, but a piece of the frame was stuck in my head.
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I was thinking dirt clod fight when you were kids but that looks fresh. And kids don't wear safety glasses in dirt clod fights.:flipoff2:

I remember getting in one with my cousin and little sister against me. My cousin threw one that was more rock than clod and about knocked me out and gave me a huge goose egg on my temple. And that ended dirt clod fights for that day.:grinpimp:
 
shortbus4x4 said:
Yeah.:flipoff2:

Funny thing I was wearing my work jacket and it didn't even tear it at all. Got 10 stitches, still very sore and tender. I was stepping over a Jeep DJ2 frame I was cutting up and tripped on it, I cleared it all except my inside left elbow and right rear shock stud. No permanent damage to muscles or tendons fortunately. You can see where my elbow first encountered the stud and it peeled back a nice triangle shape flap of skin with all the fatty layer still attached. The resulting hole was my muscle, I looked at it twice before it got stitched up and got light headed every time I did.:grinpimp:
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Damn.

The one on my arm is a dog bite from 7 mouths ago. Something in my arm is still fucked up.:homer:
 
Here’s my knee after replacement surgery
 

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No tats or birthmarks. But I've got a scar or 2. :laughing:


Baseball bat to the head above my eye, 8 stitches.

Gathering cows in a creek bottom and turned to tell the guy on the other side there were 3 in a thick piece of cover and when I looked forward there was a branch...about 1in from my face. Bout knocked me out of the saddle. Cut from nose to ear and a hole poked in my ear. Bled like a stuck hog :lmao: No stitches cause we were too far out to bother but that scar itches to this day and it's been 15ish years.

There's plenty more but those are my "favorite" scars. :flipoff2:
 
Tattoos check, scars got my share and then some. Most notable scar is (was) a bullet hole in my calf. Thread reminded me of it so I looked for it and it's gone. I guess they disappear after 50 years.
 
None of my scars have cool stories, just being dumb & reckless or around dumb reckless people.

Since dick scars are the theme of this thread.
I did have a girl that would’ve left bite scars on my dick but didn’t, still bit down on it harder than I liked. :flipoff2:
 
Thatg9659 said:
Since dick scars are the theme of this thread.
I did have a girl that would’ve left bite scars on my dick but didn’t, still bit down on it harder than I liked. :flipoff2:
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My HS girlfriend was no Hailey Welch, and left a few gouge marks. They went away after a couple years.
 
I have a few scars from dog attacks when I was a kid. All the dogs were family pets. Got bit in my ribs and still have a scar, maybe 8ish. Then a couple years later a dog latched onto my hand and as I pulled away it tore down my right ring finger and pointer finger. Still have the scars, went right through my finger nails.

I still love dogs though.
 
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