Projectjunkie
Whatever
That sounds like a quitters attitude.
Sun tan a lot or paint skin brown.
Practice saying “No hablo” while shaking your hands in confusion.
Get skid steer moved.
Edit: wear sombrero and Mexican blanket for extra street cred.
Edit 2: have lots of Taco Bell wrappers on the floor of your truck. Be actively drinking from Taco Bell cup if if get pulled over. It will help sell you are an authentic Mexican.
Edit 3: dent several of your side panels on your pickup and take a wire wheel to the paint to authenticate the Mexican look.
Edit 4: have a rosary hanging from the mirror and a cassette tape playing of Selena.
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