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Stupid stuff you see at work...

I don't play that game.

When I'm fixing something, it's getting done to the best of my abilities, and improved over original when possible. Every single time. I don't give a fuck what's going on. I either fix it properly, or cobble it together until it can be fixed properly at the next opportunity----and I follow up on it.

I'm easily the slowest guy at work, yet I've moved up through the years.

At our work we need both types. We’ve got two guys called R&R mechanics. If they’re on the job it’s to do it 100% or better. We’ve also got a guy that runs at night and he is supposed to just get it going till daylight when the run mechanic gets there. Fill it with fluids and if it starts leave it running, minimal diagnosis and report what he knows to the better prepared to fix the bigger issues.
 
At our work we need both types. We’ve got two guys called R&R mechanics. If they’re on the job it’s to do it 100% or better. We’ve also got a guy that runs at night and he is supposed to just get it going till daylight when the run mechanic gets there. Fill it with fluids and if it starts leave it running, minimal diagnosis and report what he knows to the better prepared to fix the bigger issues.
There is definitely a need for both kinds! We have techs that are better at controls and then guys like me that are better at greasy mechanic work. I used to think I could do it all, but I've learned to respect my limits!
 
At our work we need both types. We’ve got two guys called R&R mechanics. If they’re on the job it’s to do it 100% or better. We’ve also got a guy that runs at night and he is supposed to just get it going till daylight when the run mechanic gets there. Fill it with fluids and if it starts leave it running, minimal diagnosis and report what he knows to the better prepared to fix the bigger issues.
same deal
we had the 'shift______'ers name the craft, there was one there 24 hours a day. That is what they did, put the fires out until day crew could come and properly do it.......unless management wouldn't give them the parts to do it

when I was on shift, I always carried bailing wire, and duct tape
if we are going to do it this way, you got the full treatment:grinpimp:.....last wraps of wire and tape were mostly for moral lols
 
I don't play that game.

When I'm fixing something, it's getting done to the best of my abilities, and improved over original when possible. Every single time. I don't give a fuck what's going on. I either fix it properly, or cobble it together until it can be fixed properly at the next opportunity----and I follow up on it.

I'm easily the slowest guy at work, yet I've moved up through the years.




Electricians are like wheel barrows.
Hard to push and easy to upset. :flipoff2:




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I get it, sometimes they just won't give you the parts though, not like you are going to fun to NAPA and pick up a paper machine steam head (I honestly don't have a clue where you source parts for some of this stuff )

and for the record, electricians are the slowest moving bunch, :flipoff2:
and they will thow tantrums if you take their little golf cart and god forbid they have to walk :laughing:
 
This is much better than spending 4 bucks to fix the key fob
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Had a skid steer shipped back to shop, been at another of our yards for last year or so, had many write ups about machine is wobbly.
Took about 3 seconds while walking out to get machine to see the problem.....it has three pretty newish tires and one bald tire.
Bald tire is sitting close to 2 inches off the ground while sitting on concrete.
Go back in service and find that not long before the write ups started a tire was torn up and replaced while on a jobsite,repair report states that had to install used tire as no new were available at time and would follow up when unit returned to yard. Guess they never followed up on it and three techs at that location could not figure out why machine wobbled.
And these guys always wanna bitch that they dont get paid enough.
 
There is no one better to replace them...

had a guy like that at the gun factory. That guy could fuck up a wet dream.

He worked in the slide department for engraving 1911 slides and prepping them. He was one of the reasons I had to lock out the programming on the laser engraver.

Fuck ups I knew about
1. Hide over 200 ruined slides in his area
2. Ruin a shit load of gun frames so they had to make a new model to save cost
3. Took a disc grinder to a fixture I had built down to .0001in to push on sights. He denied grinder on it even with witnesses
4. kept fucking up the laser programming. We ran the same programs all the time. But he felt like he needed to change them.
5. ......etc

It was something new every week.
 
So you're mainly replacing shit with new/rebuilt stuff and not so much into the rebuilding itself?
You didn't ask me but we don't do any engine work on site outside of fuel and air systems.
No more bearing rolls, "in frames" none of that shit. Rip it out and send it to the Power Systems Division.
Same thing for axles, transmissions and final drives for the most part.
Why we don't I really have no idea, because for the first 7 years of my field career we did all that shit on site.
 
had a guy like that at the gun factory. That guy could fuck up a wet dream.

He worked in the slide department for engraving 1911 slides and prepping them. He was one of the reasons I had to lock out the programming on the laser engraver.

Fuck ups I knew about
1. Hide over 200 ruined slides in his area
2. Ruin a shit load of gun frames so they had to make a new model to save cost
3. Took a disc grinder to a fixture I had built down to .0001in to push on sights. He denied grinder on it even with witnesses
4. kept fucking up the laser programming. We ran the same programs all the time. But he felt like he needed to change them.
5. ......etc

It was something new every week.
That's an amazing f up resume:lmao:
 
You didn't ask me but we don't do any engine work on site outside of fuel and air systems.
No more bearing rolls, "in frames" none of that shit. Rip it out and send it to the Power Systems Division.
Same thing for axles, transmissions and final drives for the most part.
Why we don't I really have no idea, because for the first 7 years of my field career we did all that shit on site.

Sombody is spoiled!

:flipoff2:
 
had a guy like that at the gun factory. That guy could fuck up a wet dream.

He worked in the slide department for engraving 1911 slides and prepping them. He was one of the reasons I had to lock out the programming on the laser engraver.

Fuck ups I knew about
1. Hide over 200 ruined slides in his area
2. Ruin a shit load of gun frames so they had to make a new model to save cost
3. Took a disc grinder to a fixture I had built down to .0001in to push on sights. He denied grinder on it even with witnesses
4. kept fucking up the laser programming. We ran the same programs all the time. But he felt like he needed to change them.
5. ......etc

It was something new every week.
Holy shit. To think. Company could provide OT to 10 employee working extra 4 hours a week to prevent all of above and cheaper than maintaining this employee.
 
Holy shit. To think. Company could provide OT to 10 employee working extra 4 hours a week to prevent all of above and cheaper than maintaining this employee.
I’d bet the real math is about 10-20 OT hours needed to cover this shitty employee not 40. We had a saying at the factory when they would FINALLY can a shitty employee like described: addition by subtraction. There were some departments that OT went DOWN in when you’d rid yourself of the fuck-ups.
 
Orifice got left out, so no differential pressure of consequence and no cooling form the AC?

Aaron Z
Nailed it.
I was pretty smoked yesterday, we've been running short handed and it caught me.
I was getting a fuse out of that parts bag and thought why in the FUCK is that orifice tube still in there!!!
 
My Dad always told me there is nothing more permanent than a temporary fix.
I remodeled an auto repair front office for a friend. Built the desks and work areas using typical MDF and laminate. Almost done and he wants a printer holder built and screwed to the side of the partition at the end of his work area. I get it cut out, screwed and glued together and he wants it NOW, raw MDF and all telling me that it is temporary and they will replace it later. I resisted, he insisted. Fine, but I wrote that temporary is permanent on the inside with a Sharpie.
Every time I visited the shop over the next 10 years, I'd walk around his desk and make him look inside the printer holder at what I wrote.
 
I'm really enjoying this because I never really get to share all the fuck ups I see...

The shop did a transmission in a 140M motor grader for a large contractor. It gets out to the job site (DFW airport) and blows the filter housing off of it for the return filter. Breaks the threaded portion of base off and it's stuck in the housing.
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The contractors mechanic replaces the housing and puts it back to work. Meanwhile it is working on the active runway and crossing active runway several times per day as it comes on and off the job for shutdowns.
It blows it again and luckily it was on the dirt no harm no foul.
So they call and say this thing is blowing filters off ya'll fucked it up. I hot foot it over there, get the full escort treatment out to the runway and get started. Its kind of confusing what is going on because we put a gauge on it and the pressure in the housing is not high, only 225 or so.
I shut it down before me munch another housing (the last one in the state) and say lets look at some lines.
The first door I open there it is:lmao:The cooler bypass line is still capped and plugged so when the temps get up and the bypass opens boom the filter leaves the chat.
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If this would have happened when they were shuttling on/off the runway I can not imagine the shit storm that would have rained down on my boss. :shaking:

So after fixing that and getting escorted back out, the runway cleaned up etc. I am heading home and as I top this hill there is car in the right lane with it's flashers on, its sort of dangerous spot and its cold so I pull up to try and help.
It's a student pilot from Singapore named Ri trying to change the tire, he was not doing a very good job so I showed it him the ins/outs and we got it swapped out and on his way.
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I know cool story brah :cool2:
 
I'm really enjoying this because I never really get to share all the fuck ups I see...

The shop did a transmission in a 140M motor grader for a large contractor. It gets out to the job site (DFW airport) and blows the filter housing off of it for the return filter. Breaks the threaded portion of base off and it's stuck in the housing.
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The contractors mechanic replaces the housing and puts it back to work. Meanwhile it is working on the active runway and crossing active runway several times per day as it comes on and off the job for shutdowns.
It blows it again and luckily it was on the dirt no harm no foul.
So they call and say this thing is blowing filters off ya'll fucked it up. I hot foot it over there, get the full escort treatment out to the runway and get started. Its kind of confusing what is going on because we put a gauge on it and the pressure in the housing is not high, only 225 or so.
I shut it down before me munch another housing (the last one in the state) and say lets look at some lines.
The first door I open there it is:lmao:The cooler bypass line is still capped and plugged so when the temps get up and the bypass opens boom the filter leaves the chat.
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If this would have happened when they were shuttling on/off the runway I can not imagine the shit storm that would have rained down on my boss. :shaking:

So after fixing that and getting escorted back out, the runway cleaned up etc. I am heading home and as I top this hill there is car in the right lane with it's flashers on, its sort of dangerous spot and its cold so I pull up to try and help.
It's a student pilot from Singapore named Ri trying to change the tire, he was not doing a very good job so I showed it him the ins/outs and we got it swapped out and on his way.
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I know cool story brah :cool2:
Good on ya man. Did you do your due diligence and ask him if he’s learning to land the plane too?:stirthepot::stirthepot::stirthepot:
 
Good on ya man. Did you do your due diligence and ask him if he’s learning to land the plane too?:stirthepot::stirthepot::stirthepot:
Based on his skills to A: Drive the car to avoid the curb and B: use the tools, instructions etc. to change the tire he is most definitely on a one way trip. :lmao:
But he was really nice and appreciative :beer:
 
Based on his skills to A: Drive the car to avoid the curb and B: use the tools, instructions etc. to change the tire he is most definitely on a one way trip. :lmao:
But he was really nice and appreciative :beer:
The automation flies the planes now. So as long as he's good at pushing buttons he will quite possibly be an excellent pilot. At least until the automation fails. :laughing:
 
I used to service ground equipment at the airport as a side gig.
I wish I could remember all the stories of broken shit that was built to withstand severe abuse for years.

Short one: one of the ramp monkeys was spinning brodies on a tug on ice and went a little wide and caught bare concrete. Snapped a 2” axle shaft with all the power a single barrel 300-6 with a slushy C6 behind it. Guess momentum is a bitch. He did manage to save it from rolling somehow. It was up on the bike pretty good.
Would have saved me a lot of work had it went over and crushed him. He broke a lot of shit.

My saying is: put that guy in a rubber room with a marshmallow and an anvil. There’s no way the anvil survives.
 
I’d bet the real math is about 10-20 OT hours needed to cover this shitty employee not 40. We had a saying at the factory when they would FINALLY can a shitty employee like described: addition by subtraction. There were some departments that OT went DOWN in when you’d rid yourself of the fuck-ups.
Yup we have departments that have guys doing 8 hrs of work in 12 hrs, so they can get the OT, and other ones where a guy does 12hrs of work in 8 and gets shit for not working OT. Blinders- And I am the asshole for pointing/ calling it out. People make a job out of making themselves look busy, instead of just doing the job and moving on. It drives me crazy. We call it stepping over dollars to pick up pennies.
 
Last shop I worked at, I pointed out to the boss that they literally had to hire a guy full time. Just to fix the Fuck ups of this one guy.

That talk didn't go the way I saw it going. No idea how that guy stayed there as long as he did
 
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