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There's nothing tight about your mom.
But his grandmother is another story.![]()
In my area there is a mine that was originally just a natural cave system that ore was found in and was mined through the cave. Later more industrialized mining happened with large shafts bored through the mountain, but a lot of the cave system is still there. We used to go in there and explore and found writing on the walls dated in the early 1800s. It wasn't a nice open cave in most parts, the floor was uneven, passageways criss-crossed at all angles and there was a good bit of climbing around to do getting from one place to another. There were also a lot of drain holes in the floor here and there where water would funnel into during heavy rains and go deeper underground. One time we decided to crawl in one and see where it went. Actually I was against it, but one of the girls we were spelunking with took off through it and wanted us to follow. It was open enough to crawl on your belly through most of it, but there were a few spots where you couldn't take a deep breath because you were pinched in between the ceiling and the floor. We had to do the finger and toe thing to move a few inches at a time in places. Other places you could breathe fine, but had to keep your arms straight out ahead of you because the walls were too close to move them down to your sides. I had a bad itch on my leg at one point and hated every second of that until I could get to a wider spot to scratch. Eventually the "tube" came out and exited up on a higher level of the cave. We were filthy from having crawled through probably 100 yards of silt and who knows what, but it was a good time overall. No one ever suggested we crawl through any more of those tubes though.
In my area there is a mine that was originally just a natural cave system that ore was found in and was mined through the cave. Later more industrialized mining happened with large shafts bored through the mountain, but a lot of the cave system is still there. We used to go in there and explore and found writing on the walls dated in the early 1800s. It wasn't a nice open cave in most parts, the floor was uneven, passageways criss-crossed at all angles and there was a good bit of climbing around to do getting from one place to another. There were also a lot of drain holes in the floor here and there where water would funnel into during heavy rains and go deeper underground. One time we decided to crawl in one and see where it went. Actually I was against it, but one of the girls we were spelunking with took off through it and wanted us to follow. It was open enough to crawl on your belly through most of it, but there were a few spots where you couldn't take a deep breath because you were pinched in between the ceiling and the floor. We had to do the finger and toe thing to move a few inches at a time in places. Other places you could breathe fine, but had to keep your arms straight out ahead of you because the walls were too close to move them down to your sides. I had a bad itch on my leg at one point and hated every second of that until I could get to a wider spot to scratch. Eventually the "tube" came out and exited up on a higher level of the cave. We were filthy from having crawled through probably 100 yards of silt and who knows what, but it was a good time overall. No one ever suggested we crawl through any more of those tubes though.
No, no, no.
the UFC fighter talking Joe Rogan through his cave diving panic attacks made my chest tight just listening to it.
That was a dude's inverted ballsack.![]()
Sistering and adding floor joists in an old house. 8" crawlspace, swinging a 2lb sledge and bottle jacking the floor to get them in. I was younger and dumber.
Elwenil's cave stories make me feel sick reading them.![]()
There's nothing tight about your mom.
In my area there is a mine that was originally just a natural cave system that ore was found in and was mined through the cave. Later more industrialized mining happened with large shafts bored through the mountain, but a lot of the cave system is still there. We used to go in there and explore and found writing on the walls dated in the early 1800s. It wasn't a nice open cave in most parts, the floor was uneven, passageways criss-crossed at all angles and there was a good bit of climbing around to do getting from one place to another. There were also a lot of drain holes in the floor here and there where water would funnel into during heavy rains and go deeper underground. One time we decided to crawl in one and see where it went. Actually I was against it, but one of the girls we were spelunking with took off through it and wanted us to follow. It was open enough to crawl on your belly through most of it, but there were a few spots where you couldn't take a deep breath because you were pinched in between the ceiling and the floor. We had to do the finger and toe thing to move a few inches at a time in places. Other places you could breathe fine, but had to keep your arms straight out ahead of you because the walls were too close to move them down to your sides. I had a bad itch on my leg at one point and hated every second of that until I could get to a wider spot to scratch. Eventually the "tube" came out and exited up on a higher level of the cave. We were filthy from having crawled through probably 100 yards of silt and who knows what, but it was a good time overall. No one ever suggested we crawl through any more of those tubes though.
Read the story on the Nutty Putty caves. John Jacobs or something was his name.
I don't mind tight spaces but fawk that caving shit. I don't know why but that shit properly freaks me out, even more so if it's uncharted territory.
This is a regular one for me....
There's nothing tight about your mom.