Spam calls

[Slander]

I cant pull this off in the business world

Same, Google assistant to the rescue!

 

[Ummduh]

Yep. My phone lives on DND mode, if you're not on the list I'll barely even know you called. I don't answer anything I don't have saved and if you don't leave a message I'm certainly not calling back.

And I have voicemail turned off on the telco end too, so good fucking luck lol

 

[SoylentGreen]

My wife asks why I answer them.

I'm like, "Baby, ain't nobody knows how to waste a salesman's time more than another salesman."