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Shortage spinoff- bidets? :confused:

We have 80 year old cast iron waste lines in our house. Somewhere there must be a turn that, over time collects paper when flushed. I used to have to snake it once a year like clockwork.

I installed a hand sprayer and switched to wet wipes instead of paper. Hose yourself down, wipe, throw the wipe in the covered trash can/. It sounds nasty, but it’s not really, and No more snaking.


If I have to. Shit at work the first thing I do when I get home is clean my ass. I’m a hairy guy, things can get a bit nasty.

Plan to install a bidet seat soon as the work better than the sprayer.
 
Grnd93 said:
Hose yourself down, wipe, throw the wipe in the covered trash can/. It sounds nasty, but it’s not really, and No more snaking.
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Now there's the mechanics I'm looking for! 👍

Athens, Greece is like that, with the trashcans. Same reason, too.
 
Zg86 said:
I hear they are popular in europe. Are you, european???
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Actually you would be Europoopin.

What nobody else thought that?

I get it, makes sense, but all I can think is washing poopy hands in the sink where I brush my teeth? Nope.
 
Grnd93 said:
If I have to. Shit at work the first thing I do when I get home is clean my ass. I’m a hairy guy, things can get a bit nasty.
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According to some guy on the Internet, even if your crack is a literal forest that won’t matter when wiping, you just need to eat differently so it comes out clean. :laughing:
 
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Blacksheep10 said:
According to some guy on the Internet, even if your crack is a literal forest that won’t matter when wiping, you just need to eat differently so it comes out clean. :laughing:
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I've found it out that once I perfected my camping poop (slight downhill slope facing uphill, hold a branch with arms extended. Only time I shit like a dog, just falls out and minimal wipe.
 
SomeGuy said:
LMAO you fuckers just need to fix your diets, eat more fibre...if you can't shit and then wipe with a couple squares clean, you'r'e doing it wrong.
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MOFO, I look like chewbacca. 2 squares and the hair alone will rip that in half. :lmao:

The first and last time I used a bidet, I had no idea what I was doing and got an UN-consensutal Enema.
 
Tiha said:
Actually you would be Europoopin.

What nobody else thought that?

I get it, makes sense, but all I can think is washing poopy hands in the sink where I brush my teeth? Nope.
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Is washing your hands after you whipe your ass with single ply finger buster shit tickets that much more sanitary?
 
SomeGuy said:
LMAO you fuckers just need to fix your diets, eat more fibre...if you can't shit and then wipe with a couple squares clean, you'r'e doing it wrong.

Seriously though, fibre in the diet and shits come out solid and way cleaner.
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Serious question: do you ever sweat at work? I seem to remember your work doesn't involve physical exertion. That could be one reason not everyone here fits into your handy little thought box.
 
bad zuki said:
MOFO, I look like chewbacca. 2 squares and the hair alone will rip that in half. :lmao:

The first and last time I used a bidet, I had no idea what I was doing and got an UN-consensutal Enema.
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Shave that ass. Then bleach :laughing:
 
I have tried a few my wife bought, she likes, but I can't stand the ones she has tried. They all felt like a lift kit built onto the toilet and they wobbled. I think the next step is to buy an actual toilet with it built in.
 
Blacksheep10 said:
According to some guy on the Internet, even if your crack is a literal forest that won’t matter when wiping, you just need to eat differently so it comes out clean. :laughing:
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Maybe true for him, my experience says otherwise
 
ExWrench said:
Serious question: do you ever sweat at work? I seem to remember your work doesn't involve physical exertion. That could be one reason not everyone here fits into your handy little thought box.
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At work? No, desk job, software.
Working? Yes, I'm usually building/fixing/tinkering/outside/etc. doing shit when not at work.

But I'm not sure what the argument against fibre in the diet is? It's entire point is to help regulate digestion and causes it to bulk better, which results in shits coming out cleaner/more predictably. Honestly, it's worth a try for anyone who has messy shits...if it doesn't work for you, then stop, no loss. I thought it was a bunch of BS, but tried it when the doc suggested it for mild IBS symptoms that I have, worked wonders taking literally one little glass of metamucil each day before bed....I wake up, I have a good clean shit, and the day goes on now.
 
Blacksheep10 said:
According to some guy on the Internet, even if your crack is a literal forest that won’t matter when wiping, you just need to eat differently so it comes out clean. :laughing:
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What you eat and consistency of your shit makes huge differences on how clean it is to wipe?
 
SomeGuy said:
At work? No, desk job, software.
Working? Yes, I'm usually building/fixing/tinkering/outside/etc. doing shit when not at work.

But I'm not sure what the argument against fibre in the diet is? It's entire point is to help regulate digestion and causes it to bulk better, which results in shits coming out cleaner/more predictably. Honestly, it's worth a try for anyone who has messy shits...if it doesn't work for you, then stop, no loss. I thought it was a bunch of BS, but tried it when the doc suggested it for mild IBS symptoms that I have, worked wonders taking literally one little glass of metamucil each day before bed....I wake up, I have a good clean shit, and the day goes on now.
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I eat quite clean, lots of meat/eggs/mixed tree nuts/whole fruit and veggies as often as I can, focusing more on broccoli type veggies than an iceberg "salad". I do not supplement fiber, but I consciously try to take in healthy whole sources of fiber. My schedule for work is incredibly inconsistent, so my bathroom schedule is often wild as well. I would swear I don't go as completely/cleanly etc since I've cut out bread and sugar. I drink over a gallon of water most days, when it's hot and I'm pushing hard I've taken down 2 gallons plus. Niagra falls is running down my ass crack that whole time, but I replentish with added mineralization/electrolyte. I'm about 12% body fat now, (was 19 ish at new years). Poops aren't improved. 🤷‍♂️
 
And alcohol. Beer effects are different for most but almost all for the worse when it comes to blowing shit in a splatter out of your hairy ass or up your back. :eek:
 
Blacksheep10 said:
I eat quite clean, lots of meat/eggs/mixed tree nuts/whole fruit and veggies as often as I can, focusing more on broccoli type veggies than an iceberg "salad". I do not supplement fiber, but I consciously try to take in healthy whole sources of fiber. My schedule for work is incredibly inconsistent, so my bathroom schedule is often wild as well. I would swear I don't go as completely/cleanly etc since I've cut out bread and sugar. I drink over a gallon of water most days, when it's hot and I'm pushing hard I've taken down 2 gallons plus. Niagra falls is running down my ass crack that whole time, but I replentish with added mineralization/electrolyte. I'm about 12% body fat now, (was 19 ish at new years). Poops aren't improved. 🤷‍♂️
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Interesting (lol as interesting as ones diet/shits can get)...I try to eat fairly healthy/balanced as well, but definitely could cut more sugars out. No doubt everyone is different, but I was just shocked how much of a difference more fibre made for me and how much I like not having to wipe my ass for 5 minutes to get clean of the mushy shit, just a nice clean solid dump, quick wipe or two, and good to go was such a game changer.
 
Recently got one of the bidet seat attachments. It's really easy to use and quite refreshing. Cuts down on the amount of TP I use and is much less irritating. I come from European stock so it hasn't been traumatic to adapt to. :beret:
 
I've been considering this one.

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subybaja said:
See, that's part of my WTF?

I couldn't dry my hands with 2 squares of tp, much less my whole wet ass.

Maybe my definition of "dry" is different.

And wet wipes scrub it clean.
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See you are accustomed to smearing shit all over your ass that you need to clean up. The bidet just washes around your asshole. No need to hose off the whole ass.

Switched out to bidets, I'll never go back. Heated seat, warmed water jet. air dryer. controllable force of spray and fine tune location. Night light. I litterally never touch my ass with my hands and my asshole is cleaner than ever. I will say I'm not a sasquatch harry mofo, but I can only imagine that would tip the scale even more to the bidet. The lone drawback is the extra size on the toilet seat is another place to piss on if the stream isn't right even with it lifted it covers half the toilet.
 
We've got one of the ones that mount under the seat and plumbs into the supply line. Took about 20 minutes to install. I ignored it for about a year, then ran low on paper once and used it, was pretty impressed, so I use it pretty regularly now.
 
Elwenil said:
We've got one of the ones that mount under the seat and plumbs into the supply line. Took about 20 minutes to install. I ignored it for about a year, then ran low on paper once and used it, was pretty impressed, so I use it pretty regularly now.
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How long to get used to the cold stream ? I can't hack it so I don't use. If TP ran out I would but I are lazy ass :laughing:
 
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