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Every write-up I see about bidets makes it sound approximately like some Hindu in a river wiping with their hands.
Yet civilized people here use them.
What's the deal?

For example:
www.wikihow.com

How to Use a Bidet: 10 Steps (with Pictures) - wikiHow

If you're traveling through Europe, Latin America, the Middle East, or East Asia, chances are you'll eventually encounter a bidet in the bathroom. But what exactly are bidets, and how do you use them? Simply put, a bidet is a type of...
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-Clean your rear and/or your genitals. If you're using a bidet with a jet, then you can mostly let the force of the water do its work. If you're using a basin, then you'll need to get your hands dirty. Either way, you might consider using your wet hands to "scrub" the area clean more quickly. You can always wash your hands afterwards!
  • Consider combining the bidet with toilet paper. You can use the paper at the end, to finish the job, or you can dampen the toilet paper in the water and use it to wipe yourself clean.
-Dry your skin. Some bidets have a built-in air dryer that you can use.[7] Look for the "Dry" button next to the "Wash" and "Stop" features. If there's no air dryer, simply pat yourself dry with toilet paper. Many bidets have a towel on a ring positioned next to the bidet. This is meant for drying the genitals or the hands, but sometimes it is used for mopping up any splashes around the rim after rinsing it.[8]

-Wash your hands. Use soap and water, as you would any time after using the toilet. If you can't find soap, use whatever's available.
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Does the modern turbojet and air blast do the job, and you just walk away clean?
Do you still have an ass-towel that needs changing every other day?
How is this not "Wipe with your hand and wash afterword"?

-signed, confused redneck with TP and wetwipes
 
I hear they are popular in europe. Are you, european???
 
Just sprays your asshole clean.

I knew of them as a kid. Didn't pay much attention until some family of mine were using them years ago because they would occasionally visit Paris and bidets are common there. The French think we're nasty because we hand wipe with some paper, I've heard.

My mom had to get them because of her ALS. I installed most of them.
 
Wipe with your hand and wash your hand afterwards.

I dunno, seems like plenty of confused people shit it bidets regularly.

Public bathrooms in busy places like malls and the hand held shower heads are always hilarious. I'd rather shit outside and wipe my ass with sand
 
Blacksheep10 said:
Love mine. Focused precise jet of water right on the asshole. I take 2 squares at most, do a prelim pass, bidet, 2 more squares to pat dry. Wash hands. Waaaaaay more clean feeling, no shower after shit required.
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That's the craziest thing as well. How is it so common that people feel the need for a shower after a shit :confused:
 
LMAO you fuckers just need to fix your diets, eat more fibre...if you can't shit and then wipe with a couple squares clean, you'r'e doing it wrong.

Seriously though, fibre in the diet and shits come out solid and way cleaner.
 
Provience said:
Wipe with your hand and wash your hand afterwards.

I dunno, seems like plenty of confused people shit it bidets regularly.

Public bathrooms in busy places like malls and the hand held shower heads are always hilarious. I'd rather shit outside and wipe my ass with sand
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Think of the other guy you selfish bastard !!

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SomeGuy said:
LMAO you fuckers just need to fix your diets, eat more fibre...if you can't shit and then wipe with a couple squares clean, you'r'e doing it wrong.

Seriously though, fibre in the diet and shits come out solid and way cleaner.
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“All humans react the exact same way to all diets…...”
 
I will never not own one ever again. Got my first one 6 years ago after I broke my back up bad. I couldn't really wipe for a few months.

Living and working outside in Phoenix summers is where it sold itself for me. It just never felt like I was totally clean, and the heat made swamp ass a real problem. Starting the day off clean is the ticket.

I put em on both toilets at my new place a couple years ago. My wife thought they were a dumb idea, but liked the heated seat. Now she loves everything about it.

I own 3 Bio Bidet units.
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Love mine.

Spray off the shit with the water and pat dry with a couple squares of paper.

Much better feeling than smearing your shit around with just paper.
 
SomeGuy said:
LMAO you fuckers just need to fix your diets, eat more fibre...if you can't shit and then wipe with a couple squares clean, you'r'e doing it wrong.

Seriously though, fibre in the diet and shits come out solid and way cleaner.
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I wish. Honestly. I use half a roll of paper and my ass still itches like it's covered in poo unless I take a shower to clean up afterwards even if the paper finally wipes clean. It's esspecially bad at work where I have to wear FR and sweat heavily year round. The swamp ass is real. I suffer from bad IBS and have a one or two wipe poo maybe once or twice a year. I always shower after I do my buisness in the morning and hate using paper at public toilets.

I've been thinking about installing a bidet for years now, but haven't yet. I loved them when we toured Europe a couple of years ago.
 
2JZ said:
I will never not own one ever again. Got my first one 6 years ago after I broke my back up bad. I couldn't really wipe for a few months.

Living and working outside in Phoenix summers is where it sold itself for me. It just never felt like I was totally clean, and the heat made swamp ass a real problem. Starting the day off clean is the ticket.

I put em on both toilets at my new place a couple years ago. My wife thought they were a dumb idea, but liked the heated seat. Now she loves everything about it.

I own 3 Bio Bidet units.
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That remote is nuts. Pun not intended at first.

Are any of these internet connected? Imagine the possibilities.
 
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Russell said:
I wish. Honestly. I use half a roll of paper and my ass still itches like it's covered in poo unless I take a shower to clean up afterwards even if the paper finally wipes clean. It's esspecially bad at work where I have to wear FR and sweat heavily year round. The swamp ass is real. I suffer from bad IBS and have a one or two wipe poo maybe once or twice a year. I always shower after I do my buisness in the morning and hate using paper at public toilets.

I've been thinking about installing a bidet for years now, but haven't yet. I loved them when we toured Europe a couple of years ago.
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Try metamucil...start slow, see if there's a difference for you. You'll be a bit more gassy, but a lot less shitty shits.
 
M92PV4U said:
I shit in the morning, then shower. That is how I start my day. I normally don't shit until the next morning.
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Sure. If you were out of sync for whatever reason, would it mess you all up though?

There's people out there that would be uncomfortable for hours rather than poop without a shower after :laughing:
 
4xfiend said:
Love mine.

Spray off the shit with the water and pat dry with a couple squares of paper.

Much better feeling than smearing your shit around with just paper.
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See, that's part of my WTF?

I couldn't dry my hands with 2 squares of tp, much less my whole wet ass.

Maybe my definition of "dry" is different.

And wet wipes scrub it clean.
 
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