Sayulita Mexico....am i gonna die?

[Add]

Taking the family on a proper vacation, as we are long overdue. My wife, 2 kids, and myself are leaving Friday night to stay at the airport Hilton, then direct flight at 5am early Saturday morning. We will be there for a week.

How sketchy is the town? I was told it's very tourist friendly and not much Cartel action, though I am firmly convinced the mansion I rented is cartel owned. Any places that are a must see, and places that are a must avoid? My wife and I are both kind of on the same page of, we really don't have a reason to leave the house. The house comes with it's own chef so meals are taken care of and the little town is a 8 min walk if we decided to check it out

Here are a few pics of the house I rented

 

[Ditchdigger]

Dibs on yer stuff.

 

[Provience]

Fuck, enjoy

 

[sicumminsde]

not much Cartel action

Yeah...that's too much "cartel" action for me

 

[Provience]

Mexico Travel Advisory

travel.state.gov

Only increased caution according to DoS there, should be fine

 

[Mr250twostroke]

 

[Hooligan]

Damn, that’s nice. Hopefully secluded enough for adult fun in the pool or beach.

 

[Norm]

Most people survive their Mexico vacation, ….. most

 

[DWT]

Nothing like traveling to a 3rd world shit hole ran by drug lords for a fun family vacation.

 

[Brian468]

If the chef seem`s to be exceedingly friendly towards your kids and or wife he/she is probably planning on selling them, kill him or her before this happens.

 

[PAE]

You have it backwards, its enjoy and then fuck!

Fuck, enjoy

 

[total newb]

Fun fact
Body armor also acts and kidny gaurds.

 

[shortbus4x4]

If the chef seem`s to be exceedingly friendly towards your kids and or wife he/she is probably planning on selling them, kill him or her before this happens.

Or skull fuck him and then piss in his butt hole to assert your dominance.

 

[M92PV4U]

Or skull fuck him and then piss in his butt hole to assert your dominance.

Maybe wait until after he takes the kids

 

[SoylentGreen]

Or skull fuck him and then piss in his butt hole to assert your dominance.

That'll show him!

 

[dntsdad]

Of every place on earth, renting a cartel owned house in Mexico would be close to last on the list. Na, it would be last on the list.

 

[Gbkeith]

We’re all gonna die. You don’t even bring a gun for cash transactions with sketchy ethnic types. Why you worrying now?

 

[Add]

We’re all gonna die. You don’t even bring a gun for cash transactions with sketchy ethnic types. Why you worrying now?

Only cus wife and kids are involved....

They don't come with me on my sketchy marketplace meetups

 

[Add]

Of every place on earth, renting a cartel owned house in Mexico would be close to last on the list. Na, it would be last on the list.

I mean, I can't prove it's cartel owned....but it wouldn't surprise me.

Got great reviews on vrbo though

 

[smurfblue40]

Are you familiar with the term “Mule”?

 

[Sceep]

Meh. I'm in. But I'm not putting out.

Looks awesome.

 

[Add]

Are you familiar with the term “Mule”?

As in smuggling drugs in my ass across the border?

No, I'm not

 

[smurfblue40]

As in smuggling drugs in my ass across the border?

No, I'm not

Not necessarily in your keister.

You’re given a parcel to get to an address in . Family stays at the villa until parcel is at its final destination, they will have company of course. (I watch too many movies )

 

[95stepside]

Dont drink the water, youll shit yourself worse than usual

 

[fordguy]

I wouldnt take your wife but thats just me

 

[surpip]

That’s right north or south of pv right? Looks amazing.

 

[Chevy_man]

Most people survive their Mexico vacation, ….. most

I survived twice this year alone!

So we're tempting fate and going back again...

We keep going to Cancun area though. Wife is having her mid 30s crisis and we have to party like we're 25 again. Thank God my Spanish is good enough to get the electrolyte drink and water to smash before bed every night.

My liver still hurts.

 

[Yota Up]

Chef included means all meals are covered? No matter if you have him cooking around the clock like Walter White serving up lobster vs. grits?

How old are the kids? Tell them to not go further than they can hear you if you open the door and yell out for them.

 

[Mikel]

Yeah...that's too much "cartel" action for me

I heard Mexicans say that it was the cartels that prevented the covid lock downs there. "The cartels kept us free"

 

[Ksand]

As in smuggling drugs in my ass across the border?

No, I'm not

How about donkey show