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xr-nut

xr-nut

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BFK. Bum Fuck Kansas
Anyone in San Antonio or close want a paid for vacation to bum-fuck-kansas? :lmao:


I bought a truck at manheim there and need it here. Pretty basic shit. If interested we can negotiate terms. I'm hour and half from MCI for you to fly back there and I will ensure you get to your flight on time. I have an extra room if you need to crash here for a night.(as long as you're not a SUPER creepy fuck:laughing:)

truck is sold once it lands here, the sooner the better, time is money.

truck that needs a steering wheel holder:


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I got shit to do at the moment if you are serious but I'm also 4hrs away from San Antonio.

I'll PM you my number, text me and I'm sure we can figure something out.
 
nahmus said:
I like the fact that you are ok with creepy fucks in your house... just not SUPER creepy ones.
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a guys gotta draw the line somewhere :laughing:
SLOWPOKE693 said:
You don't think the guy from "Bum Fuck Kansas" might be the creepy one in that situation? :lmao:
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time will tell...............................................
Ditchrunner said:
Get the OP’s daughter’s ex to drive it up. Then kick him to the curb.
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huh? is this from that other thread? I have no daughter, the op of this thread
 
After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.
'Name's Cliff, your neighbour from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come at about 5:00...'
'Great', says John, 'after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks Thank you.'
As Cliff is leaving, he stops. 'Gotta warn you. Be some drinking'.'
'Not a problem' says John. 'After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em'.
Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. 'More 'n' likely gonna be some fighting' too.'
'Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right! .. I'll be there. Thanks again.'
'More'n likely be some wild s e x, too,'
'Now that's really not a problem' says John, warming to the idea. 'I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there.. By the way, what should I wear?'
'Don't matter much. Just gonna be the two of us.
 
I'm going to take the "back road" route up to KS from my house so I don't have to deal with the big city traffic bullshit to save 1/2 an hour travel time. The ride is much more relaxed going this way and I use that same route when I have to drive up there for work. Fuck going through Dallas, OKC and Wichita.....



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SLOWPOKE693 said:
I'm going to take the "back road" route up to KS from my house so I don't have to deal with the big city traffic bullshit to save 1/2 an hour travel time. The ride is much more relaxed going this way and I use that same route when I have to drive up there for work. Fuck going through Dallas, OKC and Wichita.....
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just be careful on the OK reservations, im told they like to write tickets. but.....you will be in a 1ton gasser chevy, odds of it maintaining the speed limit are low. :laughing:
 
SLOWPOKE693 said:
I'm going to take the "back road" route up to KS from my house so I don't have to deal with the big city traffic bullshit to save 1/2 an hour travel time. The ride is much more relaxed going this way and I use that same route when I have to drive up there for work. Fuck going through Dallas, OKC and Wichita.....



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Indian nations is the shit. jointed concrete isnt super fun but its like $2.50 every 50 miles. what a value
 
xr-nut said:
just be careful on the OK reservations, im told they like to write tickets. but.....you will be in a 1ton gasser chevy, odds of it maintaining the speed limit are low. :laughing:
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No worries, I know all about OK and the games they play there. I travel through there a bunch for work and racing without hassle.
 
xr-nut said:
just be careful on the OK reservations, im told they like to write tickets. but.....you will be in a 1ton gasser chevy, odds of it maintaining the speed limit are low. :laughing:
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Depends how deep it your wallet. 4000rpm / 8mpg will do it. :grinpimp:
 
Texas97 said:
Indian nations is the shit. jointed concrete isnt super fun but its like $2.50 every 50 miles. what a value
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They have been resurfacing the turnpike for the last year or so and it's mostly pretty smooth now. Last November when I pulled my race trailer up to Jay OK for a race they hadn't started on the north bound lanes yet and it fucking sucked. If I maintained a constant speed over the expansion joints my dually truck and 28' trailer would start hopping slightly out of sinc and i swear the rear tires on the truck were coming off the ground. Pulled my new 34' trailer up there back in May and the ride was much better with the new concrete.
 
SLOWPOKE693 said:
They have been resurfacing the turnpike for the last year or so and it's mostly pretty smooth now. Last November when I pulled my race trailer up to Jay OK for a race they hadn't started on the north bound lanes yet and it fucking sucked. If I maintained a constant speed over the expansion joints my dually truck and 28' trailer would start hopping slightly out of sinc and i swear the rear tires on the truck were coming off the ground. Pulled my new 34' trailer up there back in May and the ride was much better with the new concrete.
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i drove up in April. i saw some areas were getting redid.

its miles better than in 2013 when i drive to Bentonville through there at night. sucked ass
 
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