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WaterH

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There was a Arnold Schwartz movie along time back. It was about a kid that goes into a movie. In one part, the kid says "this has to be a movie because all the woman are way to good looking to be real life". It got me thinking, new movies are not like that.

Now a days, movies have to work in gays, black and white couples, lesbians and fat people. I'm not a hater, but I don't care about any of that stuff. Why can't they work in some ridiculous sexy woman small waist and big boobs. They have a few good looking woman, but I sware Hollywood is racist when it comes to big boobs. I go to the movies to escape, not to see the worst of real life.

Is there any good new movies?

rant over
 

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Machete Kills was kind of silly and corny but had some hot women. It's one of the movies IFC has right now.

Original Machete: when the naked chick slides out her cell phone.

I was watching it with my girl, and then, wait, what? Rewind that? WTF just happened? :lmao:
 

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and don't forget the chinese market. that drives alot of what is (or isn't) in movies.
 

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There's a whole movie genre out there for you if your viewing enjoyment is based on big tit screen time, most can be found for free on the internet these days.
 

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There's a whole movie genre out there for you if your viewing enjoyment is based on big tit screen time, most can be found for free on the internet these days.

I'm not referring to porn. I just want regular ole movies with some eye candy.
 

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There was a Arnold Schwartz movie along time back. It was about a kid that goes into a movie. In one part, the kid says "this has to be a movie because all the woman are way to good looking to be real life". It got me thinking, new movies are not like that.

Now a days, movies have to work in gays, black and white couples, lesbians and fat people. I'm not a hater, but I don't care about any of that stuff. Why can't they work in some ridiculous sexy woman small waist and big boobs. They have a few good looking woman, but I sware Hollywood is racist when it comes to big boobs. I go to the movies to escape, not to see the worst of real life.

Is there any good new movies?

rant over

and don't forget the chinese market. that drives alot of what is (or isn't) in movies.

Honestly this shit has ruined the movies.

There will never be a good 80s titty movie again. Porky's, Meatballs, those ski resort movies. Big titties in the jacuzzi, hijinks on the slopes, an authority figure or dickhead is humiliated....

Man that's really all I want sometimes.

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The new Will Smith/ Martin L. “ Bad Boys ” was absolutely fucking stupid.

Will Smith and Martin Lawrence stupid? Ya don't say....

Has will smith been in a decent movie? People actually like that MIB shit, the only good part was the bug that infested the farmer from New York. Literally the best part of the whole series.

Man I remember when Sci Fi was a great genre, with huge bouncing melons and exotic alien babes.

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James is right. It completely ass raped the last Star Wars movie.
 

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Will Smith and Martin Lawrence stupid? Ya don't say....

Has will smith been in a decent movie? People actually like that MIB shit, the only good part was the bug that infested the farmer from New York. Literally the best part of the whole series.

Man I remember when Sci Fi was a great genre, with huge bouncing melons and exotic alien babes.



I figured i would like star trek if I started from the beginning. I think I found my push to watch it
 

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I caught up on all the Rambo movies. Still haven't seen the latest one.

The Aliens franchised kind of fizzled out for me. I'm a massive fan, but the past couple were kind of meh.
 

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I figured i would like star trek if I started from the beginning. I think I found my push to watch it

A photo shopped picture is your motivation?

I don't go to theaters anymore (even prior to the covid mess), but for rentals...I thought they shall not grow old was good. no titties, but a good movie. So was Ford Vs Ferrari.

I have rewatched some of those old T&A movies like Porky's and aside from the T&A they didn't hold up.
 

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gotta admit that is a good point.

Some scantly clad gorgeous bombshell made it so much easier to suffer through a chick flick with the wife or daughters.
 
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