My girlfriend "died"

[landscraper]

The GF checked online yesterday to see if/when she is getting a stimulus check. The IRS told her deceased people don't get them. She starts troubleshooting the issue, and is directed to resolve it with social security this morning.

Since the local social security office is closed to in-person visits, they're using the county clerks as a sacrificial office staff. She went in this morning and proved she is indeed alive. County clerks couldn't share info from the SS office for security reasons, but SS has since let her know that she died on 11/30/20. We're still waiting to find out how and where.

Anybody had to deal with this before? What kind of headaches are ahead?

 

[dntsdad]

Covid takes the living. Even if they're still living!!

 

[grumpy356]

You should’ve married that woman, then you would’ve been able to apply for survivors benefits.

Sucky deal.

At least she’s exempt from any further taxation.

 

[bigun]

Well that is interesting,

 

[subybaja]

When you find out how she escaped, let us know!

 

[DWT]

I'd be changing my W4 to exempt immediately. Dead people pay no taxes.

 

[landscraper]

I reminded her that she no longer has to pay income tax. But, she's got health care for her minor girls, I'm covered as domestic partner, and it's probably going to be a felony when she cashes her own life insurance policy payout.

 

[Boss]

Does she still vote?


Bewb pics for clarification please.

 

[landscraper]

Does she still vote?


Bewb pics for clarification please.

She did shortly before her death.

Why you tryin' to look at a dead chick's titties?

 

[Thumping]

She did shortly before her death.

Why you tryin' to look at a dead chick's titties?

Titties are titties

 

[Grnd93]

Why you tryin' to look at a dead chick's titties?

Titties are titties.

 

[Grnd93]

Titties are titties

Beat me to it

 

[Boss]

Why you tryin' to look at a dead chick's titties?

Its a fetish

 

[Grnd93]

Its a fetish

no kink-shaming

 

[bgaidan]

Beat meat to it

FIFY

 

[TiTRD]

Could be a good opportunity to vanish to Costa Rica or something.

 

[ScottRS]

You should’ve married that woman, then you would’ve been able to apply for survivors benefits.

Sucky deal.

At least she’s exempt from any further taxation.

Depending on how/if his state does common law marriage, he might already be married and eligible for survivors benefits.

Past that, Netflix has some fun ideas for what to do when you're dead, watch 6 Underground (it's a bad movie but decent FX and silliness) and roll from there.

 

[Sterlingfire]

The GF checked online yesterday to see if/when she is getting a stimulus check. The IRS told her deceased people don't get them. She starts troubleshooting the issue, and is directed to resolve it with social security this morning.

Since the local social security office is closed to in-person visits, they're using the county clerks as a sacrificial office staff. She went in this morning and proved she is indeed alive. County clerks couldn't share info from the SS office for security reasons, but SS has since let her know that she died on 11/30/20. We're still waiting to find out how and where.

Anybody had to deal with this before? What kind of headaches are ahead?

Should've had life insurance...:rolleyes:

 

[landscraper]

ScottRS
Sterlingfire

TN doesn't recognize common law marriage or so I've been told. We're 5 years in, so probably not there anyway.

She does have a life insurance policy. I'm a beneficiary for the appearance of 'domestic partner' on her health plan. ​​​​​​​

 

[HillbillyDeluxe]

Ask what the proper amount of time isnto grieve her death before you can go out and smash some new chick.


​​​​​​Remind her its not cheating since she's dead.

 

[landscraper]

Ask what the proper amount of time isnto grieve her death before you can go out and smash some new chick.


​​​​​​Remind her its not cheating since she's dead.

She nixed that idea within 10 minutes of telling me she died.

 

[TatonkaII]

What did she die of?

 

[TiTRD]

What did she die of?

LandscrapeAIDs

 

[dnsfailure]

sounds like there's a perfect crime waiting to happen! Can a dead person be arrested?

 

[HillbillyDeluxe]

She nixed that idea within 10 minutes of telling me she died.

She can't tell you what to do, she's dead!

 

[Drakeslayer]

Another vote on the titties, not willing to let that issue die, like your chick.

 

[Slander]

That's awesome, don't fix that she is at the highest level of off the grid now!

 

[trampas]

This is the no titties thread then?

I'll submit Claire Forlani ftw.

 

[zlathim]

At least she can still vote in presidential elections.

 

[Norm]

Government efficiency, they will get right on that problem .

Your going to need to call your congressman or that shit will never get fixed.