Mistresses...What's good?

[grapehead]

Lost track of how old the current mistress is, so it's time to buy a new one. Seems like there are way too many options out there these days.

What does IBB recommend?

 

[brd]

Deaf and mute.

 

[Ted_Kaczynski]

Pay to play are best. Do the deal, pay, forget it.

 

[FlexyTJ]

I prefer the variety pack.

 

[arse_sidewards]

I'm a quantity over quality guy myself.

 

[TatonkaII]

For communication the IBB apparently suggests Whatsapp.

 

[FlexyTJ]

Inflatables can work in a pinch....

 

[Sandy Johnson]

Get one that's firm, not saggy, in the middle.

 

[Jackie Treehorn]

With two sets of tight lips.

 

[SLOWPOKE693]

It's always best to try them all out at the store first.

 

[Yotota]

Twins. Always go for twins.

 

[Pat McRotch]

A warm hole to jerk off into is just fine.

 

[Derp]

Two legs good, four legs bad.

 

[dave_dj1]

Deaf and mute.

and owns a liquer store

 

[Beast]

Two legs good, four legs bad.

So if I cut 2 legs off, it becomes ok?

 

[subybaja]

So if I cut 2 legs off, it becomes ok?

Too much trouble, when a little training will do it.

 

[SLOWPOKE693]

Too much trouble, when a little training will do it.

Creepy as fuck!!!

I'd have to shoot and burn that thing to be able to sleep at night if that was on my farm.

 

[det107]

W.A.P. is always a good thing-

 

[landscraper]

Rent it. You'll be paying for it either way.

 

[2big bronco]

Wasnt there a $1000 option in the craigslist thread?

 

[Captain Call]

Young and dumb...take care of the rest upon delivery.

 

[Thumping]

Two legs good, four legs bad.

We have found the chicken fucker....

 

[sdmuleman]

Two legs good, four legs bad.

Four legs typically complain less though.....

 

[bigun]

Rosey palm, she never complains

 

[shortbus4x4]

Four legs typically complain less though.....

They can be harder to catch though.

 

[GarScramb]

Make sure you flip it over frequently.

 

[gladman]

better if she is richer than you. better if she thinks she's keeping you.

 

[Icono]

Deaf and mute.

and owns a liquer store

I laughed way too hard on this.

 

[Squamch]

Distance.

 

[FlatLander]

Still testing