Marketing scams that make you laugh.

[SomeGuyFromOlympia]

scam
and advertisement from a bank that says how much money they are going to save you
their whole business model is to remove you from your money

 

[Boss]

Bonus points if you are naked. Assert dominance and they won't be back.

So just answer the door like normal.

 

[rockota]

Motortrend tv highlighting “pushing decarbonization in America”

 

[PAE]

Anyone ever put a gun port like in a armored car in your front door just below the peep hole.

A great idea huh

 

[[486]]

Anyone ever put a gun port like in a armored car in your front door just below the peep hole.

A great idea huh

"premeditated"

 

[zlathim]

I answer the door when they ring the door bell and make them sorry for their trouble. I disarm them by stating "What do you want?" watching their smiling face look bewildered as I say it. It does wonders for their moral when I talk over their response stating "I'm not interested." as I close the door on them....

I have a No Soliciting sign on the front door. When a door to door salesman shows up and I actually answer, they get an earful. It usually goes something like this-

Me: (yelling) "CAN YOU FUCKING READ ENGLISH?"
Them "Errrrr....uhm...well..."
me: "IF YOU CAN READ ENGLISH, WHY ARE YOU FUCKING BOTHERING ME?"
Them: "Errrr...Uhmmm...well..."
Me: (not yellin) "The sign is there so that you could avoid the ass chewing you just received."
{door slams}

 

[Motorcharge]

I can't remember the last time someone actually knocked on my door, it's been at least a year. After posting in this damn thread tonight I get 3 different people knocking on it like I expected them to be there. Two were trying to sell people on switching to Verizon. One was some guy who was very shocked that I wasn't his daughter. Really through him for a loop when I told him she'd be right here, she's getting dressed.Took him a second to figure out he had the wrong apartment.

 

[ExWrench]

Two were trying to sell people on switching to Verizon.

"I don't believe in cellular phones due to the risk of encephalitis" <blank stare>

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Solar salesman --> "Solar power is against my religion" <angry stare>​

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Newspaper sales call --> (crying) "I . . . I can't . . . I can't read "​

Fuck 'em - make 'em feel like assholes for asking

 

[Blame Canada]

I`m still waiting for my free Royal Purple shirt from the old board, i`m beginning to think it`s not coming.

That's funny. I'm still waiting for my next issue of Crawl Magazine ....

 

[Dethmachinefab]

I had a cable salesman show up at a place I was renting. Our records show you canceled last year can we offer you this plan for a discount. TV on in clear view in the background playing an add for the cable company on a stolen box. No thanks.