Irates over 60.... let’s see those AARP cards

[Stix]

I think there are more of you old fuggs here than we realize.....impart some wisdom on us whipper snappers.

 

[JNHEscher]

 

[total newb]

Is some new dead pool thread?

 

[smurfblue40]

I started getting their junk mail just before I hit 55. I have been throwing that shit in the shred pile ever since.

 

[PAE]

 

[Clb]

Eta the playboy magazines mascot before it went woke...

 

[jeepyj]

I think there are more of you old fuggs here than we realize.....impart some wisdom on us whipper snappers.

old women don't have periods and can't get pregnant.

 

[SanDiegoCJ]

I started getting their junk mail just before I hit 55. I have been throwing that shit in the shred pile ever since.

Same here. Damn leftist bullshit.

 

[M92PV4U]

That picture is in my dad's bar

 

[Sceep]

Irates over 60.... let’s see those AARP cards​

...impart some wisdom on us whipper snappers.

You know there is no age requirement for AARP right? Anyone can sign up and use the benefits card.

 

[xr-nut]

old women don't have periods and can't get pregnant.

can confirm, its very nice part of aging.

 

[71PA_Highboy]

Get off my fuggin' lawn you little shits.

And what the fuck are those clouds looking at?

The down side is recovery time. The GF recovers faster than I do.... but it is fun trying to keep up.

 

[RusM]

I think one group of 3 chicks laughed at that, they're cool. But everyone who didn't laugh is a
c unit

 

[Firstram]

No card yet but, I enjoy sliced fruit in my cottage cheese

 

[det107]

old women don't have periods and can't get pregnant.

can confirm, its very nice part of aging.

You guys like dry humps?

 

[RusM]

You guys like dry humps?

Yup. Just remember the lube.

 

[roundhouse]

No age restriction on AARP

A discount is a discount even if it’s from a liberal woke group

 

[DVanVorous]

DID have an AARP membership a few years ago...switched to AAA cuz the benes were better.

 

[4runner]

no AARP for me...arm wrestling with SS for Disability while trying to keep cancer at bay. I feel very lucky to have gotten accepted for a clinical study for an experimental drug that combats the cancer I have(since chemo and radiation do nothing to it and surgery is out due to being IN my bones) and have gotten thru my first 6 months and got reupped to continue for another 6 months. i only have a few more months and I can apply for Medicare.
right now Im sorta hoping SSD and Medicare come in at about the same time...

i really dont know how AARP could help me, as I have roadside assistance and towing thru my auto insurance...everything else I either do myself or depend on the grandkids to rescue me...

 

[bigun]

Fuck AARP went with AMAC

 

[east_beast]

You know there is no age requirement for AARP right? Anyone can sign up and use the benefits card.

Bingo. I've had an AARP card since I was about 35.

 

[Stingray]

I started getting their junk mail just before I hit 55. I have been throwing that shit in the shred pile ever since.

The wife signed me up as a joke when I hit 55, and they bomb me with that shit.

 

[east_beast]

The wife signed me up as a joke when I hit 55, and they bomb me with that shit.

This is also how I got mine.

 

[Clb]

That picture is in my dad's bar

she was allways bird doggin young men

 

[Sandy Johnson]

I think one group of 3 chicks laughed at that, they're cool. But everyone who didn't laugh is a
c unit

There were a few in there laughing. I've decided those are the only people who actually have a good time living life.

Back when I was in college and working in the school's IT department, we had this crusty old dude named Don there. He was the cable/broadcast TV guy for the school, owned his own little cable TV network somewhere in the mountains that he made a bunch of money on, and was pretty much doing the school's cable for retirement fun- he brought his own tools, pole climbing spikes, AND beat old bucket truck to a state job(they tried to set him up with their equipment, but he wouldn't take it). Anyway, the dude was hard of hearing and prone to ripping ass without even realizing he did that. He was notorious for loudly crop dusting the entire IT building while being blissfully unaware. That video gave me flashbacks of sitting at the IT reception desk while he rolled past me, ass at eye level, unknowingly machine gun farting with every step. It's a wonder I never got pinkeye.

 

[gt1guy]

You haven't lived until you've done at least 5 steps of walking farts.

 

[Firstram]

You haven't lived until you've done at least 5 steps of walking farts.

Exertion farts any time you pick up anything heavier than 15 lbs

 

[Baldy]

Fuck AARP they supported Obama care 100%!