Toolin' along in my Chevrolet
I was takin' a trip out to LA
- Thread starter Paragon
- Start date
- Status
And I knew that left rear tire was about to go
Well the spare was flat and I got uptight
'Cause there wasn't a fillin' station in sight
So I jus' limped down the shoulder on the rim
'Cause there wasn't a fillin' station in sight
So I jus' limped down the shoulder on the rim
It was right in front of this little bar
A kind of a redneck lookin' joint called the Dew Drop Inn
A kind of a redneck lookin' joint called the Dew Drop Inn
******WARNING*****
~Active Coyote Area~
Orange County is issuing a warning to the public
and asking citizens to please report if you observe
any dangerous coyote activity in your area such as:
•Coyote carrying a box of dynamite labeled ACME
•Coyote dropping an anvil from hot air balloon
•Coyote posting signs such as DETOUR and FREE BIRD SEED
•Coyote in possession of giant magnet
•Coyote in possession of catapult
•Coyote launching itself with giant crossbow
****PLEASE REPORT IMMEDIATELY****
~Active Coyote Area~
Orange County is issuing a warning to the public
and asking citizens to please report if you observe
any dangerous coyote activity in your area such as:
•Coyote carrying a box of dynamite labeled ACME
•Coyote dropping an anvil from hot air balloon
•Coyote posting signs such as DETOUR and FREE BIRD SEED
•Coyote in possession of giant magnet
•Coyote in possession of catapult
•Coyote launching itself with giant crossbow
****PLEASE REPORT IMMEDIATELY****
Well I stuffed my hair up under my hat
Told the bartender that I had a flat
And would he be kind enough to give me change for a one...
There was one thing I was sure proud to see...
You guys are getting slow....
You guys are getting slow....
There wasn't a soul in the place 'cept for him and me...
He just looked disgusted and pointed toward the telephone.
He just looked disgusted and pointed toward the telephone.
And he just looked disgusted an' pointed toward the telephone
when do i get to kick ole green teeth in the knee
Well I called up a station down the road aways and he said he was very busy today, and he could be down in about 10 minutes or so
Now you just stay right where your at, I didn't bother to tell the durn fool I sure as hell didn't have any place else to go
I just ordered up a beer and sat down at the bar
God I used to laugh when they played this song back in the 70s
Now you just stay right where your at, I didn't bother to tell the durn fool I sure as hell didn't have any place else to go
I just ordered up a beer and sat down at the bar
God I used to laugh when they played this song back in the 70s
Well he looked at me and I damn near died dropped a dollar on the bar and headed for door
Just as thought I would get out of there with my skin these five big dudes came strolling in with one ol drunk chick and some dude with green teeth
I was almost to the door when the biggest one says you tip your hat to this lady son and when I did all that hair fell out from underneath,
now the last thing I wanted was to get in a fight in Jackson Mississippi on a Saturday night
Especially when there was three of them and only one of me
They all started laughing and I felt kinda sick
And I knew I better think of something pretty quick
Just as thought I would get out of there with my skin these five big dudes came strolling in with one ol drunk chick and some dude with green teeth
I was almost to the door when the biggest one says you tip your hat to this lady son and when I did all that hair fell out from underneath,
now the last thing I wanted was to get in a fight in Jackson Mississippi on a Saturday night
Especially when there was three of them and only one of me
They all started laughing and I felt kinda sick
And I knew I better think of something pretty quick
So I kicked ol greenteeth right in the knee
He let out a yelp thatd curl your hair
but before he could move I grabbed a chair
and said watch him folks causes he is a thourowly dangerous man
Well you may not know it but this mans a spy
He's an undercover agent for the F - B - I
And he's been sent down here to infiltrate the KuKluxKlan
He was still bent over holdin on to his knee
But everyone else was looking and listening to me
And I layed it on thicker and heavier as I went
I said would you believe this man has gone as far
As tearin' Wallace stickers off the bumpers of cars
And he even voted for George McGoveren for president
Well he's a friend of them long-haired hippie type pinko fags
I betcha he's even got a Commie flag
Tacked up on the wall inside of his garage
but before he could move I grabbed a chair
and said watch him folks causes he is a thourowly dangerous man
Well you may not know it but this mans a spy
He's an undercover agent for the F - B - I
And he's been sent down here to infiltrate the KuKluxKlan
He was still bent over holdin on to his knee
But everyone else was looking and listening to me
And I layed it on thicker and heavier as I went
I said would you believe this man has gone as far
As tearin' Wallace stickers off the bumpers of cars
And he even voted for George McGoveren for president
Well he's a friend of them long-haired hippie type pinko fags
I betcha he's even got a Commie flag
Tacked up on the wall inside of his garage
"He's a snake in the grass, I tell you guys
He may look dumb but that's just a disguise
He's a mastermind in the ways of espionage"
He may look dumb but that's just a disguise
He's a mastermind in the ways of espionage"
They all started lookin' real suspicious at him
and he jumped up and said now wait a miunte Jim
you know hes lyin' Ive been livin' here all of my life.
and he jumped up and said now wait a miunte Jim
you know hes lyin' Ive been livin' here all of my life.
I'm a faithful follower of brother John Burch and I belong to the antiock baptist church
And I ain't even got a garage you can call home and ask my wife!
And I ain't even got a garage you can call home and ask my wife!
Then he started sayin' somethin' 'bout the way I was dressed,
but I didn't wait around to hear the rest
I was too busy movin' and hopin' I didn't run outta luck
but I didn't wait around to hear the rest
I was too busy movin' and hopin' I didn't run outta luck
When I hit the ground I was makin' tracks, and they were just takin' my car down off the jacks
So I threw the man a twenty and jumped in and fired that mother up
So I threw the man a twenty and jumped in and fired that mother up
I guess I should'a gone ahead and run, but somehow I couldn't resist the fun of
chasin' them all just once around the parkin' lot
they headed for their car and I hit the gas, spun around, and headed 'em off at the pass
I was slingin' gravel and putting a ton of dust in the air
chasin' them all just once around the parkin' lot
they headed for their car and I hit the gas, spun around, and headed 'em off at the pass
I was slingin' gravel and putting a ton of dust in the air
Well I had them all out there steppin' an' a fetchin'
Like their heads were on fire and their asses was catchin'
But I figured I oughta go ahead an split before the cops got there
Like their heads were on fire and their asses was catchin'
But I figured I oughta go ahead an split before the cops got there
When I hit the road I was really wheeling had gravel flying and rubber squealing
and I didn't stop till I was almost to Arkansaw
I wonder if anybody would think I flipped if I went to LA
via Omaha
and I didn't stop till I was almost to Arkansaw
I wonder if anybody would think I flipped if I went to LA
via Omaha
- Status