He let out a yelp thatd curl your hair
but before he could move I grabbed a chair
and said watch him folks causes he is a thourowly dangerous man
Well you may not know it but this mans a spy
He's an undercover agent for the F - B - I
And he's been sent down here to infiltrate the KuKluxKlan
He was still bent over holdin on to his knee
But everyone else was looking and listening to me
And I layed it on thicker and heavier as I went
I said would you believe this man has gone as far
As tearin' Wallace stickers off the bumpers of cars
And he even voted for George McGoveren for president
Well he's a friend of them long-haired hippie type pinko fags
I betcha he's even got a Commie flag
Tacked up on the wall inside of his garage
