I’ll build my own pirate

[Broncokyle88]

So where’s the blackjack and hookers at Austin?

 

[PAE]

Not hookers just somewhat intoxicated females from say 20 to 50 years of age with a willingness to hmm get comfortable with said male individuals.

 

[Broncokyle88]

Not hookers just somewhat intoxicated females from say 20 to 50 years of age with a willingness to hmm get comfortable with said male individuals.

You’re not paying the hookers to stay with you, you are paying them to leave once the party is over

 

[PAE]

Oops my bad I modified the narrative as I dont do hookers only (in the past) friendly females of a legal age.

You’re not paying the hookers to stay with you, you are paying them to leave once the party is over

 

[Filthy McChevy]

Bump

 

[BUCKLAND]

 

[Ted_Kaczynski]

Be cool if the trailer park came with dirty old women to sexy chat us up.

 

[Stuck]

Not hookers just somewhat intoxicated females from say 20 to 50 years of age with a willingness to hmm get comfortable with pathetic male individuals.

You misspelled pathetic. FFY.

 

[Peaches]

Be cool if the trailer park came with dirty old women to sexy chat us up.

Or... the TP would just call them attention whores and go back to sucking closet sausage. I mean, just guessing.

 

[subybaja]

Or... the TP would just call them attention whores and go back to sucking closet sausage. I mean, just guessing.

 

[crispins]

Or... the TP would just call them attention whores and go back to sucking closet sausage. I mean, just guessing.

Thats gold right there!

 

[Thefishguy77]

They are not hookers. They are massage therapists.

 

[trampas]

Or... the TP would just call them attention whores and go back to sucking closet sausage. I mean, just guessing.

Well stated.

 

[Peaches]

They are not hookers. They are massage therapists.

Neither hookers nor MTs. Go real OG and call them "Accountants". Also makes it seem real high class when you visit one.

 

[Peaches]

Well stated.

Been awhile, Trampas. I missed you.

 

[KarlVP]

They are not hookers. They are massage therapists.

I miss the filipino palace.

 

[Squamch]

Neither hookers nor MTs. Go real OG and call them "Accountants". Also makes it seem real high class when you visit one.

I just found out that I've been using the wrong kind of accountant.

 

[projectdad]

I just found out that I've been using the wrong kind of accountant.

My wife is a cpa and owns her own tax and accounting business, It makes me wonder WTF my wife does at her office, especially since she puts in 70+ hours per week from Jan-Apr every year. maybe it's best I don't ask.

 

[Motorcharge]

They are not hookers. They are massage therapists.