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Guess that settles it, Trump is going to win, but...

I guess I'm going to be living in Johnson Valley for the next 5 years.

I wonder if I can fill the RV water tanks with beer?
 
I guess I'm going to be living in Johnson Valley for the next 5 years.

I wonder if I can fill the RV water tanks with beer?

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Atheist are like Vegan's , nobody gives a flying fuck but these assholes have to tell everyone like we give two shits , I mean fuck off who fucking gives two shits what your dumb ass believes or doesn't. :flipoff2:
 
Atheist are like Vegan's , nobody gives a flying fuck but these assholes have to tell everyone like we give two shits , I mean fuck off who fucking gives two shits what your dumb ass believes or doesn't. :flipoff2:

:lmao: So, you're on the side of the Prophet of Gawd who keeps getting the date wrong, over and over? Ok.

saying in 1976 the world would end in 1982. His 1990 book “The New Millennium” anticipated the end of time on April 29, 2007
 
Liberals are like Vegan's , nobody gives a flying fuck but these assholes have to tell everyone like we give two shits , I mean fuck off who fucking gives two shits what your dumb ass believes or doesn't. :flipoff2:

Fixed
 
because if you don't scare people that they're all gonna die soon you can't get them to come to church and give you money to get into heaven.

Somebody needs to tell them it's not working and hasn't in a long time.
 
Atheist are like Vegan's , nobody gives a flying fuck but these assholes have to tell everyone like we give two shits , I mean fuck off who fucking gives two shits what your dumb ass believes or doesn't. :flipoff2:

And apparently Patty is like a vegan. Nobody gives a shit but he's still yapping about how the world is going to end.
 
Well, at least Trump wins. Asteroid hits earth just to shut the liberals up about it? 5 Years is a lot of crying and bitching.
 
Long haired country

Preacher man talking on TV, puttin' down the rock and roll
Wants me to send a donation, 'cause he's worried about my soul
He said, "Jesus walked on the water.", and I know that it's true
But sometimes I think that preacher man, would like to do a little walkin' to



 
Atheist are like Vegan's , nobody gives a flying fuck but these assholes have to tell everyone like we give two shits , I mean fuck off who fucking gives two shits what your dumb ass believes or doesn't. :flipoff2:

Religion (including atheism) is exactly like a penis:
  • It's OK if you have one
  • It's OK if you don't
  • It's OK to be proud of yours
  • It's OK to not care about others
  • BUT . . .
  • It is NOT OK to put yours in someone's face without permission
So endeth today's sermon. Go in peace and know thyself (biblically speaking :flipoff2:)
 
:lmao: So, you're on the side of the Prophet of Gawd who keeps getting the date wrong, over and over? Ok.

I strongly recommend this book. I am not religious, but it is a pretty decent rundown on Armageddon, and I think sometimes fabrications sometimes tell us things that factual non-fiction doesn't.

Hal Lindsey may unironicly believe that Gog and Magog are going to come out of the east and north to fight The Mother of all Battles in the near east, but since 1976 this scenario is actually really good.

Russia is China's gas station, and China started the Belt & Road initiative to give them access to their oil, which comes from the Middle East.

They can't get through Russia, nor Afghanistan and the other Stans except Pakistan, which is now a Chinese puppet state. America could wreck Russian access to their own oil, by dominating the ARctic Ocean and wrecking Russian infrastructure. It's a struggle to get oil overland out of Siberia in the best of times.

So Russia would finally be out of oil and really face extinction, especially with their birthrate freefall. They'd HAVE to fight for ME oil.

The Chinese as well, cut off by the US Navy.

So they have to go through the Mallaca Strait which is between Java and Malaysia. It's a chokepoint. The US and Western Navies can easily blockade it and starve China out.

So if that happens, then the Kings of the East can ally with the King of the North, and make an overland move on the Middle East which would spark WWIII.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Late,_Great_Planet_Earth
The_Late%2C_Great_Planet_Earth_cover.jpg


The Antichrist would actually be in charge of the West in this scenario, because only a genocidal madman would FORCE the Chinese and Russians into a battle of conquest. It is literally how we got ourselves into WWII, by cutting off Japan's oil supplies. And that's how Hal Lindsey has it, inspired by Nostradamus interpretations no doubt. The Antichrist would be a UNIVERSALLY LOVED figure, so it can't be Donald Trump :lmao:. The AC would probably solve all of the racial and financial tensions to everyone's satisfaction in the West, including the Oligarchs like Zuck and Richard Branson. Everyone would be on board.

Then he would try to force the Chinese and Ruskies into his world order, and led by evil forces of their own they'd fight him in a battle of extinction.

The point of the AC's whole exercise is to fill Hell with fresh souls and hand the keys of Earth to Satan himself.

In extremis, after 1/3 of Men have been felled by fire from the sky and plagues and pestilence, Christ would physically descend from Heaven on the battlefield of Meggido and put a stop to the bloodletting. 1,000 years of Utopia would follow after which ostensibly God (the Aliens) would show up and transport us to 'Heaven' (the stars).
 
:lmao: So, you're on the side of the Prophet of Gawd who keeps getting the date wrong, over and over? Ok.

I have no idea what you're yapping about , my point was I don't give a shit about your religion or lack of , likewise about people who eat plants. :flipoff2:

Religion (including atheism) is exactly like a penis:
  • It's OK if you have one
  • It's OK if you don't
  • It's OK to be proud of yours
  • It's OK to not care about others
  • BUT . . .
  • It is NOT OK to put yours in someone's face without permission
So endeth today's sermon. Go in peace and know thyself (biblically speaking :flipoff2:)

This works , thank you. :laughing:
 
Religion (including atheism) is exactly like a penis:
  • It's OK if you have one
  • It's OK if you don't
  • It's OK to be proud of yours
  • It's OK to not care about others
  • BUT . . .
  • It is NOT OK to put yours in someone's face without permission
So endeth today's sermon. Go in peace and know thyself (biblically speaking :flipoff2:)

Did you just try and tell me how to live my life, holmes? :flipoff2:

Edit- please use a chicano accent when speaking my words aloud. Sounds "mas serio".
 
Did you just try and tell me how to live my life, holmes? :flipoff2:

Edit- please use a chicano accent when speaking my words aloud. Sounds "mas serio".

"holmes" or "homes" :confused:

One is a fictional sleuth, the other is short for "homeboy" - yes?

FYI, I don't identify as a "Sherlock" (no shit) :flipoff2:
 
I strongly recommend this book. I am not religious, but it is a pretty decent rundown on Armageddon, and I think sometimes fabrications sometimes tell us things that factual non-fiction doesn't.

Hal Lindsey may unironicly believe that Gog and Magog are going to come out of the east and north to fight The Mother of all Battles in the near east, but since 1976 this scenario is actually really good.

Russia is China's gas station, and China started the Belt & Road initiative to give them access to their oil, which comes from the Middle East.

They can't get through Russia, nor Afghanistan and the other Stans except Pakistan, which is now a Chinese puppet state. America could wreck Russian access to their own oil, by dominating the ARctic Ocean and wrecking Russian infrastructure. It's a struggle to get oil overland out of Siberia in the best of times.

So Russia would finally be out of oil and really face extinction, especially with their birthrate freefall. They'd HAVE to fight for ME oil.

The Chinese as well, cut off by the US Navy.

So they have to go through the Mallaca Strait which is between Java and Malaysia. It's a chokepoint. The US and Western Navies can easily blockade it and starve China out.

So if that happens, then the Kings of the East can ally with the King of the North, and make an overland move on the Middle East which would spark WWIII.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Late,_Great_Planet_Earth
The_Late%2C_Great_Planet_Earth_cover.jpg


The Antichrist would actually be in charge of the West in this scenario, because only a genocidal madman would FORCE the Chinese and Russians into a battle of conquest. It is literally how we got ourselves into WWII, by cutting off Japan's oil supplies. And that's how Hal Lindsey has it, inspired by Nostradamus interpretations no doubt. The Antichrist would be a UNIVERSALLY LOVED figure, so it can't be Donald Trump :lmao:. The AC would probably solve all of the racial and financial tensions to everyone's satisfaction in the West, including the Oligarchs like Zuck and Richard Branson. Everyone would be on board.

Then he would try to force the Chinese and Ruskies into his world order, and led by evil forces of their own they'd fight him in a battle of extinction.

The point of the AC's whole exercise is to fill Hell with fresh souls and hand the keys of Earth to Satan himself.

In extremis, after 1/3 of Men have been felled by fire from the sky and plagues and pestilence, Christ would physically descend from Heaven on the battlefield of Meggido and put a stop to the bloodletting. 1,000 years of Utopia would follow after which ostensibly God (the Aliens) would show up and transport us to 'Heaven' (the stars).

Dang.... I love the way you think!:smokin:
 
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