God damn "Overland" douchebags.

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Thats it. Im selling my suburban. I wanted to find a nice early squarebody or a late 60s early 70s but no more. I was perusing youtube and ran across some little twatwaddle in a white suburban and all his douchebag followers that refer to their rides as Suboverlands. Christ I despise these people. The twatwaddle was driving over what I would consider a rough dirt road and some hippiebitch was "holding her breath" when "she saw what he was doing to his suburban" and "would never do that to her Suboverlander". Fuck these biden voters I swear to god I hate people more and more everyday.
 
Stuck said:
Thats it. Im selling my suburban. I wanted to find a nice early squarebody or a late 60s early 70s but no more. I was perusing youtube and ran across some little twatwaddle in a white suburban and all his douchebag followers that refer to their rides as Suboverlands. Christ I despise these people. The twatwaddle was driving over what I would consider a rough dirt road and some hippiebitch was "holding her breath" when "she saw what he was doing to his suburban" and "would never do that to her Suboverlander". Fuck these biden voters I swear to god I hate people more and more everyday.
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The would probably pay top dollar for yours. Use them to your advantage.
 
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Doesn't buy car due to youtube video And followers on the internet giving themselves a name. The state of independent thought in 2021.
 
Stuck said:
Thats it. Im selling my suburban. I wanted to find a nice early squarebody or a late 60s early 70s but no more. I was perusing youtube and ran across some little twatwaddle in a white suburban and all his douchebag followers that refer to their rides as Suboverlands. Christ I despise these people. The twatwaddle was driving over what I would consider a rough dirt road and some hippiebitch was "holding her breath" when "she saw what he was doing to his suburban" and "would never do that to her Suboverlander". Fuck these biden voters I swear to god I hate people more and more everyday.
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She meant Subaru not suburban, don't sell your shit cause dorks like it or none of us would have hot wives
 
Buy the one from the interesting craigslist finds thread. Noone will mistake you for a suburanoverlanderqueer
 
This is just a continuation of the decades-old battle between mall-crawlers and actual wheelers. Only now, due to the proliferation of social media and grandstanding for clicks, the battle now has a monetary value, so the mall crawlers are upping their game and metaphorically taking their shirts off and yelling that it’s go time, but the wheelers still know that there’s nothing to be gained fighting dudes with treasure trails.

calm your tits Jessica. They can’t hurt you.
 
Stuck said:
Thats it. Im selling my suburban. I wanted to find a nice early squarebody or a late 60s early 70s but no more. I was perusing youtube and ran across some little twatwaddle in a white suburban and all his douchebag followers that refer to their rides as Suboverlands. Christ I despise these people. The twatwaddle was driving over what I would consider a rough dirt road and some hippiebitch was "holding her breath" when "she saw what he was doing to his suburban" and "would never do that to her Suboverlander". Fuck these biden voters I swear to god I hate people more and more everyday.
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Where do you live and how much do you want? I got tree fiddy. Cash in hand.

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Seriously, though...how much?
 
FleshEater said:
Where do you live and how much do you want? I got tree fiddy. Cash in hand.

:flipoff2:

Seriously, though...how much?
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Not sure. 01 Rust free, clean,125k miles, 8.1, barn door, 4l80e rebuilt for towing when second started getting mushy. I love my burb. Its a great truck I just hate all these social media fucks. Wouldn't it be a shame if all these social media sites like IG, twitter and facebook just fucking died? Fuck these people.
 
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Just put a tent on in, bolt on some type of recovery board that will never be used, put some stickers on the back
window, raise the price about $10K over what it’s worth, and sell it to one of them. Probably can get a bonus $5k if you tell them it will give them more likes or whatever you get on Instagram. :flipoff2:
 
Stuck said:
Thats it. Im selling my suburban. I wanted to find a nice early squarebody or a late 60s early 70s but no more. I was perusing youtube and ran across some little twatwaddle in a white suburban and all his douchebag followers that refer to their rides as Suboverlands. Christ I despise these people. The twatwaddle was driving over what I would consider a rough dirt road and some hippiebitch was "holding her breath" when "she saw what he was doing to his suburban" and "would never do that to her Suboverlander". Fuck these biden voters I swear to god I hate people more and more everyday.
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:crybaby::crybaby::crybaby::crybaby::crybaby::crybaby::crybaby:

Cry me a river tough guy. :flipoff2:
 
Camping in a Suburu? Wasn't there a guy....
 
Did you quit wearing flannel shirts and work boots when the grunge scene in the PNW made it cool?
 
Since when was it required to care what others do with their junk.......... If that were the case wouldn't we ban toyota trucks due to the taliban using them as mobile assault vehicles?
 
I’d rather them doing “fake wheeling” than trying to save the earth and getting our trails closed down:homer:

I know that this may be a hard concept to follow, but the more people we have that enjoy the outdoors and “off-roading” the better. Especially a group that find dirt roads to be extreme because you know they’re not gonna be out bashing over trees and destroying the forest, making everyone look bad.

You sound kinda like a child.
 
I haven't lasted on a social media group long enough to get that angry. Congrats for making me feel like I've been doing the right thing.:flipoff2: To the sperm bank Poster Slander. You owe me a keyboard. :laughing:
 
Rockbuggy84 said:
I’d rather them doing “fake wheeling” than trying to save the earth and getting our trails closed down:homer:

I know that this may be a hard concept to follow, but the more people we have that enjoy the outdoors and “off-roading” the better. Especially a group that find dirt roads to be extreme because you know they’re not gonna be out bashing over trees and destroying the forest, making everyone look bad.

You sound kinda like a child.
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This is my take as well. Just like when first timers purchase their first .22 rifle, 250cc motorcycle, or in this instance a stock rig on 31s. Whatever gets the exposed to it.
 
Didn't Asskiwi McBallgargle start the trend years back when he went to town on rtv usage & it ended up being his motel-
 
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