Shit I’ll join in today’s beverage, been a minute since I’ve had some Zaya.
Doing a timing belt in my wife’s Highlander and the crank pulley is fucked and cut a groove in the timing cover. Got one coming from rock auto so I didn’t do shit on it since I can’t drive it today
Found out the limit my 4 year old will go for a bike ride. He was overtired at bedtime but not bad. Seven year old had an insulin pump fail and suggested making a YouTube channel showing different ways to destroy them. They beep a high pitched Tinnitus maddening beep until the battery runs out so they get fucking destroyed to shut them up.
Walked in on my wife talking from the phone saying “that’s creepy”. I just went over and stuck my face 1/8” from hers and she just laughed. Her sister was on the phone.
Their mom has been duped by some African romance scam for about 3 years now and won’t believe anything but that it’s her soulmate. The sister left her wife about 6 months ago because shit went sideways and found a new lady. She split up with the new lady a few days agoand the African scammer texted her on WhatsApp. Ok so I got nothing on that.
Then we started discussing the things the jobless sister in law could do on onlyfans or whatever that shit is to make money. Not totally unexpected since the last time she worked was 2002ish and all the sugar mommas dropped her like a hot potato. Wife and her sister were talking foot fetish. I told her to do good cop/bad cop with the car accident damaged foot and the normal one. Then I took the conversation right to the moneyshot when I mentioned some things a blond in her mid 30s that could take her dentures out might do to earn some streaming $$$.
Grilled up some Klebasa the wife used in some sausage and bean soup. That was yummy. Time for some rum.
Just another day in Florida.