Dying To Get Inside

[I HATE PONIES]

This is one way to try and break into prison. It's not a very effective way...but it is a way.

https://www.wtrf.com/west-virginia/police-release-name-of-man-that-drove-at-a-high-rate-of-speed-into-the-wall-of-the-west-virginia-penitentiary/

Carnage is spectacular.

 

[bad zuki]

Drivers name was Pan Cake.

 

[Nvr-enough]

I think the thing that's spectacular here is that these are the news anchors in wheeling, WV

 

[Slander]

I think the thing that's spectacular here is that these are the news anchors in wheeling, WV

Guarantee both drive beat up altimas

 

[DRTDEVL]

I think the thing that's spectacular here is that these are the news anchors in wheeling, WV

Better than ours... they even made the meme circuit!

 

[rockota]

does spellcheck not exist in WV????

The damage was so powerful that it also broke the axel off the vehicle.

 

[DRTDEVL]

does spellcheck not exist in WV????

No

 

[clodhopper]

does spellcheck not exist in WV????

Duel wheels

 

[I HATE PONIES]

does spellcheck not exist in WV????

They probably live in The Great State of Ohio. It's only a 3 minute drive across the river.

I think the thing that's spectacular here is that these are the news anchors in wheeling, WV

They probably live in The Great State of Ohio. It's only a 3 minute drive across the river.

 

[Roc Doc]

Duel wheels

I thought Datsun used the King Cab moniker. So who's stupid, the police or the reporter...I know, I know, the answer is yes.

"Police say the man was driving a duel wheel 1-ton King Cab Dodge Ram pickup"

 

[fordguy]

The wall won that one.

 

[clodhopper]

The wall won that one.

Please use the grammatical guidance of the news article when you respond.

The wall one that won.

 

[bad zuki]

The wall won that one.

I fought the wall and the wall won.

 

[KarlVP]

So was he "getting it fully" or was he "fully getting it"?

 

[SLOWPOKE693]

So was he "getting it fully" or was he "fully getting it"?

I'd say he "fully got it"

I also doubt they got him out of the truck after the crash and thats his permanent home. Looks like the entire front of the truck is inside the cab!

 

[Mr.Ratbastard]

He was heard yelling just before the crash "Do it for Dale!"

 

[Norm]

You can't say he wasn't fully committed to his task ....

 

[Ummduh]

Impressive

 

[east_beast]

Better than ours... they even made the meme circuit!

The blond went from cute to WTF is that?

Somehow the brunette actually improved chunking up.

 

[Tin Roof]

Somehow the brunette actually improved chunking up.

Because her tits got huge

 

[BUCKLAND]

The overhead potato pick makes it look like the engine block is in the bed of the truck. Would have been some shit to watch him get ejected out the back window

 

[Projectjunkie]

I came up on a crossover head on accident on the freeway one night where a 27ish yo woman in a compact crossed over and went head on into a 1500 silverado. I was finishing up emt classes and got to the front and right i could help, but she was so wadded up in there all i could see of her was a palm sized patch of the top of her head. The car was upside down, and folded back at the fire wall. The pickup drivers feet were trapped but he was OK. His 80yo dad seemed OK, but no habla.
I think it was suicide on her part, somebody brought it up later and it kinda added up, i looked her name up, she had some pending criminal charges for shoplifting.

Working backwards, I was leaning up against my truck talking to another girl stuck in traffic while a cop or firefighter reached into the back of the car to get a purse to get ID out of it. The girl points out that it wasn't going to be in there, that purse still had the tags on it, made sense after the fact

 

[DRTDEVL]

The blond went from cute to WTF is that?

Somehow the brunette actually improved chunking up.

Every time I see the brunette on TV (she's the weather person), I think to myself "that is one wiiiiiide woman!"

 

[Ksand]

The overhead potato pick makes it look like the engine block is in the bed of the truck. Would have been some shit to watch him get ejected out the back window

Pink mist

 

[I HATE PONIES]

Local rumors say he was on some kind of hard drugs. Stopped to let
his dog out and then went full blast into the wall.

 

[I HATE PONIES]

I think he must have started on baker or 9th to get that much speed.
Its wierd because that area would have a posted speed limit of 25mph.
Illegal to go any faster.

 

[arse_sidewards]

Its wierd because that area would have a posted speed limit of 25mph.
Illegal to go any faster.

 

[Will Scarlet]

Because her tits got huge

 

[Will Scarlet]

 

[bad zuki]

Pink Floyd

Wasn't their biggest hit "The Wall"