Ducks and pools

[fordguy]

How do I keep these fuckers away? Scarinf them with a slingshit doesnt work, they come back. I thought about an air rifle, but if I kill them, wont others just keep coming?

 

[Will12785]

 

[smurfblue40]

Gator shaped pool floaty?

 

[JR4X]

Wild ducks? If you have water and there are wild ducks that want it. I don’t think you have any other option than to kill them till they stop coming. Or get rid of the water. They are so dumb they don’t learn anything. They only know 3 things. Eat fuck shit. Ducks shit an average of once every 15 minutes. If you have a bunch of them one or two will pick a day to start sitting on eggs while the rest of them go on about their normal lives eating fucking and shitting.

 

[Chzbrgr]

Scarecrow. I mean scare eagle.

 

[jeeptj19992001]

Get chickens,
They will scare away the ducks.

Trust me

 

[Tooheysmax]

Get chickens,
They will scare away the ducks.

Trust me

The chickens my dad has watch the ducks eat their food while the tortoise also eats their food. Chickens fucking dumber then ducks

 

[fordguy]

what the fuck

 

[Aisin]

Maybe set your purse down and give them a stern talking to.

 

[M92PV4U]

but if I kill them, can't I just rip the breast out and freeze it to eat later?

Yes, you can.

 

[RusM]

Ducks aren't like chickens, you can't half fuck them. You've got to commit and get the job done.

 

[fordguy]

Ducks aren't like chickens, you can't half fuck them. You've got to commit and get the job done.

I lose interest half way.

 

[Add]

You're welcome

 

[fordguy]

Looks interesting, but idelly I want to keep them away for good, not have them go in the water and then be uncomfortable and fly off. These fuckers jump in and out, I want them out all together

Do the eagles work?

 

[[486]]

cheap #8 target loads oughta do fine at swimming pool distances

 

[Add]

Looks interesting, but idelly I want to keep them away for good, not have them go in the water and then be uncomfortable and fly off. These fuckers jump in and out, I want them out all together

Do the eagles work?

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[2JZ]

Fishing line stretched back and forth above the pool. Ive also heard red rope works too.

 

[95stepside]

 

[JR4X]

Do the eagles work?

No. Not if it’s not circling above them in the air. They DGAF about fake Owls or Eagles. They don’t worry about you or dogs until you get within about 15 feet of them.

 

[trampas]

Wild ducks? If you have water and there are wild ducks that want it. I don’t think you have any other option than to kill them till they stop coming. Or get rid of the water. They are so dumb they don’t learn anything. They only know 3 things. Eat fuck shit. Ducks shit an average of once every 15 minutes. If you have a bunch of them one or two will pick a day to start sitting on eggs while the rest of them go on about their normal lives eating fucking and shitting.

Some duck101 right here

#eatfuckshit

 

[Captain Call]

You're welcome

What's that do to the water ph? Why does it work? Would I want to be in that water vs some ducks? Actually curious.

I look at it as if the animals don't want in why do I.

Being serious. No On this.

 

[RunningProblem]

What's that do to the water ph? Why does it work? Would I want to be in that water vs some ducks? Actually curious.

I look at it as if the animals don't want in why do I.

Being serious. No On this.

‘The chemical causes a decrease in the natural surface tension of the water, making it uncomfortable and awkward for ducks (and other birds) to swim. ‘

Got Ducks In Your Pool? Here's How to Keep Them Out

Ducks are super cute critters and lots of fun to feed breadcrumbs to in the park. Your backyard pool, however, is no place for a quacker convention.

poolonomics.com

 

[Ksand]

You could trade a duck for a fuck, a fuck for a duck, and get paid a buck by a guy in a truck for a fucked up duck.

 

[Captain Call]

‘The chemical causes a decrease in the natural surface tension of the water, making it uncomfortable and awkward for ducks (and other birds) to swim. ‘

Got Ducks In Your Pool? Here's How to Keep Them Out

Ducks are super cute critters and lots of fun to feed breadcrumbs to in the park. Your backyard pool, however, is no place for a quacker convention.

poolonomics.com

And how's that work? Like I said...genuinely curious.

 

[ThePanzerFuhrer]

Looks interesting, but idelly I want to keep them away for good, not have them go in the water and then be uncomfortable and fly off. These fuckers jump in and out, I want them out all together

Do the eagles work?

We got a fake owl that goes on our dock to keep the ducks off. Seems to work as there is no shit on it.

 

[Add]

What's that do to the water ph? Why does it work? Would I want to be in that water vs some ducks? Actually curious.

I look at it as if the animals don't want in why do I.

Being serious. No On this.

Breaks the surface tension of the water so the ducks can't float. Has absolutely zero effect on the water balance

Dawn dish soap will do the exact same thing

 

[SomeGuyFromOlympia]

Breaks the surface tension of the water so the ducks can't float. Has absolutely zero effect on the water balance

Dawn dish soap will do the exact same thing

washes dishes, clean oil spills off of wild life, lube for mounting tires, hand cleaner, keeps ducks from floating
what can't Dawn dish soap do??

 

[ExWrench]

Get a half-dozen giant monitor lizards; duck problem will be solved






The monitors will wreck your pool + yard, but you'll have no ducks

 

[ExWrench]

washes dishes, clean oil spills off of wild life, lube for mounting tires, hand cleaner, keeps ducks from floating
what can't Dawn dish soap do??

Hell, maybe Dawn is perfect - try it as an intimate lubricant & report back

 

[trampas]

what can't Dawn dish soap do??

Seal a carb to a mid 60's squarebore 283 manifold