I've given up on pressing a key to be removed from the car warranty telemarketer calls. I figure hassling a real person will cost them more money than just hanging up. So far I've come up with:
Where has your life gone wrong that you're calling people like this?
This is Mr. Anderson of Union Carbide, this is the 3rd time you've called me.
How disappointed do your parents speak of you when you leave the room during holiday family gatherings?
Where has your life gone wrong that you're calling people like this?
This is Mr. Anderson of Union Carbide, this is the 3rd time you've called me.
How disappointed do your parents speak of you when you leave the room during holiday family gatherings?