Saw my first one today while driving the well rig down hwy 152. I gestured to him that he could blow me.
That sidewall is designed to fit the hub caps that no one is receiving because they were rubbing through the tire sidewallSaw 1 for about an hour while killing time. Not my thing, fer shuuure.
A few random observations:
- The front trunk (fuck the word "frunk") is big enough to hold 3-ish 1-gallon paint cans, maybe a midget's golf clubs?
- I'm guessing it's just to hold your purse.
- Edge finishing on the stainless sheet sides is impressive - no burrs and consistent brushed finish.
- Tires have "aggressive" sidewalls as is the current trend in truck tires, but the tread is straight-up vanilla EV all-season.
- Saw a couple wrapped (ugh, adding maintenance requirements to a stainless panel ) - uniqueness cred., I guess.
- It's like a mutant EV crew-cab El Camino got liquored up & raped a DeLorean . . . and then here we are
Right now, CT does not have programming for lockers. So the JT could likely go a Lot of places the Tesla can’t.Tourist was in town for our fireworks show over the 4th of July. He walks up and points at the Gladiator and asks "what does that do that a Cybertruck won't?" I replied "Gladiators are currently available for purchase, and Cybertrucks are not." Pretty much the end of that.
Move your hand up and down about your crotch like you are holding the back of someone's head.How do you gesture to someone to "blow me"?
Thanks for the explanation. That's dumber than dog shit, BTWThat sidewall is designed to fit the hub caps that no one is receiving because they were rubbing through the tire sidewall
Below is the original and supposed fix.
Move your hand up and down about your crotch like you are holding the back of someone's head.
How was that supposed to be a good idea? Seems like a designer was let loose with know practical experience on vehicle dynamicsThat sidewall is designed to fit the hub caps that no one is receiving because they were rubbing through the tire sidewall
Below is the original and supposed fix.
You're just learning this after all those road miles you put in?!?! What do you even do when you're driving if not soliciting blow jobs the entire way??? Listen to podcasts?!?How do you gesture to someone to "blow me"?
You're just learning this after all those road miles you put in?!?! What do you even do when you're driving if not soliciting blow jobs the entire way??? Listen to podcasts?!?
How was that supposed to be a good idea? Seems like a designer was let loose with know practical experience on vehicle dynamics
Whole thing looks like it was drawn in Minecraft!
I was tired at 330am reading that. But no ive never actually done it.
I was surprised too when I recently saw one.It was parked next to a CCSB Dodge, and was every bit the same size. I was surprised at how big it was compared to the Dodge. Real wide.
I was tired at 330am reading that. But no ive never actually done it.
Turns out no. I've been hanging out with him since I saw he wears flatbills and I haven't got a SINGLE blowjob. Talk about false advertising.You can just hold up a flatbill to get the message across
Prefer Rockstar and dont like hurting my fistGive him a monster energy drink.
Edit: maybe some drywall too.
all the way to the bank, depositing profits next to all of his subsidiesElon has to be laughing so hard that people are actually buying them
When the owner went to leave, he was bombarded with people asking questions and wanting to take pics. The look on his face, you could tell the attention was worth every bit of the sticker price. The ultimate in attention whore status symbols this week.