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Roc Doc

Roc Doc

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So here in central AZ we have all kinds of buggy, bitey, stingy things and even a few mosquitoes depending on rainfall and time of year. We also have these little black gnats that I think bite, but I never feel them while they are violating my epidermis. Scorpion stings, and Tartulanta Hawks hurt like hell, but this one just itches and is now starting to bubble up with clear liquid. Spider bite? And no dibs, none of you homos are getting any of my stuff.
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Roc Doc said:
Good guess, we don't have fire ants but we do have some bitey little black ants. And I don't GAF about BALM.
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How the hell did y'all get to not have fire ants? That's some fucking bullshit right there. On a side note, to have some fun, get a shovel full of one ant bed and throw it on another ant bed. it's fucking gang war to the death
 
Paragon said:
How the hell did y'all get to not have fire ants? That's some fucking bullshit right there. On a side note, to have some fun, get a shovel full of one ant bed and throw it on another ant bed. it's fucking gang war to the death
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We ain't go no kudzu either.

Benadryl seems to knock it down when I remember to take it.
 
Don't go to the doctor and keep fucking with it until your arm falls off.
 
Spider bite. Cut it out and film it. :flipoff2:

We don't nearly that amount of bitey shit. Mainly spiders (Common house & garden, widows, wolf, recluse, and one other I cant think of), ticks (deer & wood) fuck them too a deer tick turned me in to a limey:flipoff2:, skeeters, horse flys, fucking no see um’s (fuck those it aint even fair), non venomous snakes. Thats about all I can think of off the top of my head.
 
Any other physical related stress?

Arizona heat
Alcohol consumption
CV-II restlessness
Constipated (full of shit...) :flipoff2:
 
bot fly, that clear stuff is the larve shitting out the flesh it's consuming inside you





disclaimer: i don't know anything about bugs
 
Those damn little black gnats! Couple of weeks ago in Moab running coyote canyon there were clouds of em. I didn’t think I got chewed up too bad. Then we get home and I work up a sweat and my arms are covered in bites like yours. They itched like hell for a couple of days.
 
trampas said:
Any other physical related stress?

Arizona heat
Alcohol consumption
CV-II restlessness
Constipated (full of shit...) :flipoff2:
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Maybe I should head West and cleanse my body in fresh sewage and dead bodies from Tijuana, that lap your lovely beaches.
 
Chiggers? Had a bout with what I believe were them a few weeks ago while camping up north. Itchy, swollen bumps that ended up breaking open after being scratched a few too many times. Ended up putting clear nail polish on the bumps on the suggestion of a nurse friend and within a day they were feeling much better.
 
Paragon said:
How the hell did y'all get to not have fire ants? That's some fucking bullshit right there. On a side note, to have some fun, get a shovel full of one ant bed and throw it on another ant bed. it's fucking gang war to the death
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They have fire ants in Arizona. Every state along interstate 10 has them.

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