Birthday gift ideas for wife

[4Eyedturd]

Wife’s birthday is the 28th of December, normally I do alright getting her something but this year has been shitty and she is having a hysterectomy the same day. I can’t think of anything related that would make her laugh before getting her guts removed. Any ideas?

 

[ConwayMuddy]

Dang that's rough. I was going to suggest something from bad dragon or mr hankey until I read the post.

chevette diesel?

good luck man

 

[DWT]

Divorce papers and a dildo is what mine already got.

 

[KarlVP]

Get her a gigolo. Old people like sex too.

 

[Add]

Forced anal

 

[SomeGuy]

A rocking chair.

 

[JunkCJ6]

Buddy of mine got his wife Peas and Quiet for Christmas.

 

[ArTi54N]

a pack of cards.. and just tell her it's got diamonds in it.. hahaha

and then give her the real gift..

 

[Cod]

Assuming your play pen is fully back open for business without any possibility of impregnation,,,,,,it's for her but it's for you

https://www.plasticsurgery.org/cosme...l-rejuvenation

 

[DFW Rusty]

Make her a lounge basket full of her favorite junk food. Maybe throw in a set of sweats, throw blanket and a snuggle pillow and a free foot massage from the hubby card. She is gonna feel kinda shitty for a day or two and this will maybe help her feel more confortable.

 

[Tiha]

Sorry to hear that, probably nothing to make her laugh. I would look more at things like salon gift certificates, things to remind her she is still a woman.

nails, hair, massage.

 

[Tin Roof]

The cleaning service is a good idea. She'll be down for awhile.

 

[Pony_Driver]

Make her a lounge basket full of her favorite junk food. Maybe throw in a set of sweats, throw blanket and a snuggle pillow and a free foot massage from the hubby card. She is gonna feel kinda shitty for a day or two and this will maybe help her feel more confortable.

This seems like a pretty good idea.