BBQ guns

[Gbkeith]

I considered buying a Python for this very reason. Wife was not amused. No BBQ for her

I wore a python to my wedding. Factory grips and a basic leather holster. I had not yet acquired the highly refined tastes that I have now and hope to do better at my next wedding. Assuming I have anything left after that first divorce.

 

[FrankenToy]

I think this is what I would consider a BBQ gun (unless, of course, you meant one basting in "Sweet Baby Rays"). It does require a modified holster/apron...

 

[Ebs]

How many mags should I bring to properly cook my bacon wrapped barrel?

 

[grandeyota]

Thanks for making me feel better about existing in Florida.

 

[Steve300xcw]

ouch

 

[Gbkeith]

How many mags should I bring to properly cook my bacon wrapped barrel?

One full reload for a revolver, one or two mags for an autoloader.

 

[Swayzeexpress]

my boy (6) got me one of these for fathers day last year. He was very disappointed to learn the blade doesn't get shot at the pizza to cut it

 

[Ranch Hand]

I asked Bing AI Image for "BBQ guns". Turns out it is as low-class as you guys.

 

[Steve300xcw]

Why is the back sight on the front?

 

[Aisin]

Why is the back sight on the front?

Because boomer Fudd 1911

 

[total newb]

I asked Bing AI Image for "BBQ guns". Turns out it is as low-class as you guys.

You suck at the internet and your parents must feel so much shame.

 

[Lee]

I've got one of these.

https://www.basspro.com/shop/en/gibson-double-barrel-shotgun-utility-lighter

Also, one of these.

Robot or human?

I'm the "gun nut" in my friend group, I've gotten a few kitschy gun-ish items as gifts from friends that don't know any better. "It's gun shaped and/or has guns on it, I'll bet Lee would like that." It's the thought that counts right?

 

[Gbkeith]

Why is the back sight on the front?

Because the rear sight is an onion.

 

[Steve300xcw]

good call

 

[Stuck]

Christ texans will do anything to compensate.

 

[Gbkeith]

I think you’re all a little jealous, and that’s understandable. Going through your days wearing digital watches with plastic wristbands.

 

[Steve300xcw]

I dont wear a watch.

 

[Ranch Hand]

I think you’re all a little jealous, and that’s understandable. Going through your days wearing digital watches with plastic wristbands.

The rapid decline of culture in this country is truly frightening.

 

[Beat95yj]

The rapid decline of culture in this country is truly frightening.

Can you imagine being so ridiculous as to having a dress gun? What kind of a shit hole Third World country is this? Next people will take status from the size of their belt buckle while wearing a shoelace around their neck with another smaller belt buckle.

 

[Ranch Hand]

Can you imagine being so ridiculous as to having a dress gun? What kind of a shit hole Third World country is this? Next people will take status from the size of their belt buckle while wearing a shoelace around their neck with another smaller belt buckle.

If said "smaller belt buckle" is made of Navajo hand-crafted sterling silver with a highly polished turquoise stone in the center, you are now shitting in high cotton my friend.

 

[Lee]

If said "smaller belt buckle" is made of Navajo hand-crafted sterling silver with a highly polished turquoise stone in the center, you are now shitting in high cotton my friend.

Only if you've got a black and gold Trans Am to go with it.

 

[Steve300xcw]

 

[Aisin]

Who the fuck wears a watch these days?

 

[Beat95yj]

If said "smaller belt buckle" is made of Navajo hand-crafted sterling silver with a highly polished turquoise stone in the center, you are now shitting in high cotton my friend.

So the goal is to look like an illegal? Fucking Texans confuse the shit out of me. #OhMyGodIllegalsLet’sDressLikeThem.

 

[Aisin]

So the goal is to look like an illegal? Fucking Texans confused the shit out of me. #OhMyGodIllegals,Let’sDressLikeThem.

Maybe they should focus on the 10s of thousands of illegals pouring over the border on a monthly basis instead of trying to figure out what wheel gun to wear while barbecuing

 

[Etyler2]

Making food on my propane BBQ and don’t have time to look up WTF we’re talking about.

 

[Beat95yj]

Making food on my propane BBQ and don’t have time to look up WTF we’re talking about.

Propane? Are you a commie? You from Chyna?

 

[det107]

... while wearing a shoelace around their neck with another smaller belt buckle.

Isn't that "pure animal magnetism" known as the Texas tie? Very handy to make a sling in a pinch (hold up a lame arm) or use it to take down a Philistine or two (smooth rock needed), tie down a splint & play cat's cradle with the little ones-

 

[Weasel]

Never heard of such a thing. Or a 4th of July gunner any other of the names.

Where the thread that was shaming everyone that opened carry and how stupid it is/was?

 

[JD Mark]

Making food on my propane BBQ and don’t have time to look up WTF we’re talking about.

Propane blows up houses...be very careful.