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Anyone want to buy a church?

I remember seeing a church in IA listed in 2009 for 30K. I should have bought it and zoned it for residential. It was about the size of the building on the right and would have been big enough for my needs. My only worry was how haunted was it.
 
I could put many vehicles on jackstands where the pews are. :laughing:
 
I could put many vehicles on jackstands where the pews are. :laughing:


Insert pews on the pews joke here.

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Uncle bought a Church in MIddle of KS for about 5k on a tax sale. Super nice place has living area attached and still has everything inside the actual church. We do family reuions and have drinks in the pews, once someone gets drunk enough they go to the pulpit and start preaching
 
Church women is some sex crazy folk. Owning a church seems like a great way to fuck a lot of odd women. In the name of the lord, I plant my seed in thee, for my child will be the second coming of Christ.


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Ive seen more all over the US for much cheaper.

 
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The kids' rooms have no windows, and no witnesses.... as god intended.

Former catholic church, if I had to guess. :grinpimp:
 
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