Anybody Recommend an Elderly Call Girl/Lizzard Type

[Benny]

Looking for a emergency type call girl like my elderly mother, like the get down and party type but that would send a sext or call or something to my phone, not to some pimp.
I find lots of options but as always im sure there is several here who have dealt with and have better experiences that i trust. So anybody recommend an age or type?

Surprised nobody beat me to it

 

[Projectjunkie]

I wasn't fully awake trying to comprehend just what the fuck was going on here

 

[Splib]

I wasn't fully awake trying to comprehend just what the fuck was going on here

Get in line

 

[Hydromaster]

Sounds like a mommy issue.

 

[Coyote]