No I truly believe your an old perverted pedo who just never got caught. And you answer to everything is shake your head. Call everyone names but get hypocritically offended when others do it to you.
Honestly I bet if it wasn’t for your wife and her financial stability you would probably be living in a broke down camper about 2 miles from the Tijuana boarder eating cat food and premixed jello from the dollar store. Drinking other people’s left over beers.
But anyhow. Your wife is the matriarch of your homestead. Always has and always will be.