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Answer phone during sex?
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I usually can't get out of the handcuffs, gimp suit, or unhook all the jumper cables fast enough to worry about getting to the phone. Plus it would just slip out of my hand.
Guess I'm not much help with your question.
Guess I'm not much help with your question.
Fuck no.
Not even if I'm having sex with myself
Not even if I'm having sex with myself
In my twenties yes, I would answer the phone and keep on giving it to the old lady while talking to whomever called...LOL
The pharmacy will leave a message. In fact, I don't ever answer the phone unless it's my wife. Anyone else better leave a message or they will never hear from me. Kids, doctor, cops, work, leave a message and I'll call you when I'm ready.
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Answering a phone call from your wife while you're having sex sounds kinda... risky
It's only a 30 second window for a missed call.
Seriously, last time we having morning sex we were about to cum together after about 2 minutes but then the darn alarm went off.
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This. Even Mom, leave a message.
Never, ever, ever! The phones are turned off when the booty is being caressed.
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Well after her dad called both her phone and mine I figured something was wrong...
Why does a goat need an alarm? Don't they just naturally get up with the sun?
If it's something important yes I've answered it but not often at all. These days the phone gets turned to silent and put face down so it's not a distraction.
When my ex and I first got together I got a text while face down in her lady bits that we laughed about for years. My notification was foghorn leghorn saying "No, no, no, you're doing it all wrong!!" When it went off she said "the fuck you are, keep going!!"
When my ex and I first got together I got a text while face down in her lady bits that we laughed about for years. My notification was foghorn leghorn saying "No, no, no, you're doing it all wrong!!" When it went off she said "the fuck you are, keep going!!"
Back when we were in our 20s (40 + years ago) i had a habit of picking up the phone anytime it rang. People ask what are you doing i'd straight up tell em "making love" or "fucking " depending who it was---they Could not hang up fast enough. The old lady and i still get a laugh outta that when it comes up.
I want her to answer that ringing phone.
Once she does it’s even more game on to make her make noises that she would normally never...
But then again, I like to leave the windows open during daytime sessions. It’s my job to make my neighbors jelly😏
Once she does it’s even more game on to make her make noises that she would normally never...
But then again, I like to leave the windows open during daytime sessions. It’s my job to make my neighbors jelly😏
Twas my alarm and my dream, fuck off already. And pay more attention in threads too, so you don't miss pics. ;)
Was he upset that you didn't cum in his ass?
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They were starting to leave a Evmessage but had to confirm my date of birth as some final step to get me my meds. Was important that I get this RX filled. Otherwise I wouldn't pick up. Everyone else can wait. Just wondered afterward if it's a thing that others have done or not. I knew a few of you would be the type to answer a call from Jimmy and be like "yeah, bro. Oh, I'm just banging some ass here..."
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Tell_Sackett said:Na, friends daughter. He introduced us
Oof, I made that mistake once. Did not end well for anyone, including people that had nothing to do with the situation.
sadly I've got another friend that wants to introduce me to his daughter. I've seen pics and shes hot, the first experience keeps me from meeting her.
What makes you think Twit was on top?