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Yota Up

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If it's the pharmacy calling to confirm a prescription, no big deal. Right?
 

gt1guy

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I usually can't get out of the handcuffs, gimp suit, or unhook all the jumper cables fast enough to worry about getting to the phone. Plus it would just slip out of my hand.

Guess I'm not much help with your question.
 

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Well that's one way to tell her she probably has the HIV now too.
 

dave_dj1

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In my twenties yes, I would answer the phone and keep on giving it to the old lady while talking to whomever called...LOL
 

Deuce 40s

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I never have a free hand during the sexing so nope. :grinpimp:

I could see my wife doing it though. :cookie:
 

jeepyj

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If it's the pharmacy calling to confirm a prescription, no big deal. Right?

The pharmacy will leave a message. In fact, I don't ever answer the phone unless it's my wife. Anyone else better leave a message or they will never hear from me. Kids, doctor, cops, work, leave a message and I'll call you when I'm ready.

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Seriously, last time we having morning sex we were about to cum together after about 2 minutes but then the darn alarm went off.
 

Ted_Kaczynski

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The pharmacy will leave a message. In fact, I don't ever answer the phone unless it's my wife. Anyone else better leave a message or they will never hear from me. Kids, doctor, cops, work, leave a message and I'll call you when I'm ready.

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This. Even Mom, leave a message.
 

Tell_Sackett

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Well after her dad called both her phone and mine I figured something was wrong...
 

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If it's something important yes I've answered it but not often at all. These days the phone gets turned to silent and put face down so it's not a distraction.


When my ex and I first got together I got a text while face down in her lady bits that we laughed about for years. My notification was foghorn leghorn saying "No, no, no, you're doing it all wrong!!" When it went off she said "the fuck you are, keep going!!" :lmao:
 

Levigarrett76

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The pharmacy will leave a message. In fact, I don't ever answer the phone unless it's my wife. Anyone else better leave a message or they will never hear from me. Kids, doctor, cops, work, leave a message and I'll call you when I'm ready.

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not if your a contractor and your mailbox is full:flipoff2:
 

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Back when we were in our 20s (40 + years ago) i had a habit of picking up the phone anytime it rang. People ask what are you doing i'd straight up tell em "making love" or "fucking " depending who it was---they Could not hang up fast enough. The old lady and i still get a laugh outta that when it comes up.
 

Mr Stubs

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I want her to answer that ringing phone.

Once she does it’s even more game on to make her make noises that she would normally never...

But then again, I like to leave the windows open during daytime sessions. It’s my job to make my neighbors jelly😏
 

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Do I strike you as someone that has sex?
 

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I have no phone signal at home, it actually solves more problems than it creates, this being one of them... :laughing:

Have a landline for emergencies, but we've never given anyone the number.
 

Yota Up

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The pharmacy will leave a message. In fact, I don't ever answer the phone unless it's my wife. Anyone else better leave a message or they will never hear from me. Kids, doctor, cops, work, leave a message and I'll call you when I'm ready.

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They were starting to leave a Evmessage but had to confirm my date of birth as some final step to get me my meds. Was important that I get this RX filled. Otherwise I wouldn't pick up. Everyone else can wait. Just wondered afterward if it's a thing that others have done or not. I knew a few of you would be the type to answer a call from Jimmy and be like "yeah, bro. Oh, I'm just banging some ass here..."
 
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ConwayMuddy

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Tell_Sackett said:
Na, friends daughter. He introduced us :eek:

Oof, I made that mistake once. Did not end well for anyone, including people that had nothing to do with the situation.

sadly I've got another friend that wants to introduce me to his daughter. I've seen pics and shes hot, the first experience keeps me from meeting her.
 
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